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I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

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im just a sleepy girl ya know? thats who i am

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If Animals Could Talk

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The Purge really confuses the fuck out of me. Like white people are crazy as fuck. You mean to tell me all crime is legal and the first thing you think of is murder? I want a few cars, I’m def infiltrating the banks, I'ma be all up in the clothes and shoe store back rooms like what? What the hell is wrong with people?

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Hello,

My name is Heather. I am sharing this post with y’all today for my Friend Terri and her family. A few years ago, this family lost their amazing mother. Now, they have lost their father. They need help. I am donating as much as I can, but unfortunately I do not have enough money. So if y’all could share this post and hopefully some of you could donate. Anything helps, I promise! thank you <3 

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Hello,

My name is Heather. I am sharing this post with y’all today for my Friend Terri and her family. A few years ago, this family lost their amazing mother. Now, they have lost their father. They need help. I am donating as much as I can, but unfortunately I do not have enough money. So if y’all could share this post and hopefully some of you could donate. Anything helps, I promise! thank you <3 

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i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

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[desperately] mY HOT DOG

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Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

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Every Single One Of Paris Hilton’s Cell Phones