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Me after being diagnosed with cozy bitch disease

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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

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Maturity is healing and unlearning your own toxic patterns, so you don't unconsciously pass your pain onto people who didn't hurt you.

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The Great Pig by Zach Cohen

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so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

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why the fuck do they name the racehorses like that, just name them normal  

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by sashaelage

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first of all what the fuck

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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

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fuck yes dragon tuesday

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not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions