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fellow 25 y/o horrible histories kids who have seen the latest taskmaster episode, stevie read us to FILTH.

i believe it is from a podcast but i couldn’t find it so i will link the audio i found here (x)

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do you celebrate midsummer?

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♡ TWIT ♡ TWIT ♡ TWIT ♡

bonus... 🥴

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"Do you feel like the experience of Taskmaster was an undignified experience?"

His reaction here makes so much sense now.

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getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

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Glad pride på er! 🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

(version utan text på flaggan under läs mer 👇)

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watching early seasons of mash like

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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happy pride month to everyone except for those two nuclear engineers who were having gay sex at work instead of watching the nuclear reactor and then caused a decades-long civil war with their argument over whose fault it was that it exploded. fuck those guys honestly.

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happy ofmd day!!

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a bad dream?

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this is what cybertrucks look like to me

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 1

PROPAGANDA:

[Hawkeye]

"He genuinely never stops asking for it. There's gotta be a one mpreg joke per season quota. One of the very first things he says to a new major character—his new best friend—is that someone's going to have to get him pregnant if they want to marry him."

"He wants it real bad in canon, told a man 10 mins after meeting him that someone needed to get him pregnant before he got married. He will NOT stop making pregnancy jokes."

"He makes multiple jokes about getting/being pregnant, or otherwise being fucked by men, throughout the show. One of the first things he says upon meeting his new coworker is "someone's gonna have to get me pregnant." I just need someone to take care of that obvious desire for him. For my own mental health and wellbeing."

"look at him. He’s so babygirl it hurts. All he does is crack a joke to cover up his pain."

"He wants to get pregnant, he talks about it constantly on the show. Yes it's jokes but they're so consistent, and honestly I think he deserves one nice thing out of this war."

"HE CANONICALLY WON'T STFU ABOUT GETTING PREGNANT. HE WANTS TO BE PREGNANT SO BAD PLEASE MAKE HIS WISHES COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"He wants himself to be pregnant, I'm just following orders."

"He regularly jokes about getting pregnant/wanting to get pregnant/"you'll have to get me pregnant first" and just look at him. Manwhore."

"Mans is hurting for it, multiple lines across all seasons with him referencing the idea of being knocked up, including but not limiting to offering to carry another man's baby more then once, and referring to another character as 'the son he never had' in a maternal sense multiple times. He's also canonically a whore (positive) if that helps."

"Man he needs himself pregnant. Like, he makes so many jokes about getting knocked up."

"this man is a bisexual pansy constantly begging other men to get him pregnant, whether it’s an army general on the phone, his best friend(s), or a man he literally just met 2 seconds ago while racing against the clock to meet the best friend/lover that this new man is replacing before he gets on a flight home (he fails and meets this new guy instead. He’s always playing at being the wife of his male best friends and just look at him. he needs it. for his health."

"It's what he wants!! He made enough jokes about it on the show!"

"Honestly, I don't even care that much about getting him pregnant. But I know he does so I'm doing this for him. His breeding kink. <3"

"he's gagging for it. seemingly every opportunity he has he makes a mpreg comment: "I know I'm just a captain, and you're a general, but i want to have your baby. I mean it! ill have your baby! I'll kiss all your stars!". that man is so traumatized from -the war- but i think getting pregnant could fix him. :3"

"Hawkeye Pierce is a bisexual draftee in the US Army who feminizes himself as a joke to reject the army life, and possibly, to "fly under the radar" (as in: "I'm only jokingly a homo! Otherwise I'm real manly!!!"). He regularly makes jokes as to becoming pregnant, bearing children, being the "mother/aunt" in the relationship (including a direct quote: "Tell your uncle Trapper and aunt Hawkeye about it!"). Hawkeye is tall, lanky, obviously "weird", "strange", a jokester and, I cannot emphasize this enough, obsessed with pregnancy. It's the thematic ideal of stability to him. Textually, the incorporation of pregnancy is an advanced development of his rejection of the army and the war. It's also incredibly funny. Have you seen Alan Alda? Get 👏 him 👏 pregnant 👏 now!!! 👏"

[Reigen]

"I think he's just built for it tbh. That conman sure can mother."

"Literally look how breedable he is I will impregnate him for the good of humanity. 🙏🙏"

"I haven’t seen people drawing him with period cramps in a while… surely that must mean he’s pregnant."

"Can we let the no. 2 sexy man be the no. 1 sexy pregnant man?"

"he deserves it."

"he'd be a pretty good mom and well i would like to fuck his brains out."

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this is incredible