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But not even just that, like girls with girls just to make her head explode.

How to troll Educational decree number 31

Educational decree number 31: Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.

The Weasley twins initially looked up at the sign with an air of malice but then simultaneously an idea sparked in both of their heads and they turned to look at each other with matching grins of glee.

“You thinking what I’m thinking Georgie”

“I believe I am dear brother of mine”

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IMAGINE!

So, the reaper department is having quite a chaotic day (and I mean a little more than normal of course) , and the manager had had an especially horrid time dealing with those crackheads. I mean just thinking back on it,

Theo spraying Quincy in the eye with disinfectant spray for atleast a minute, I mean he low-key had it coming, how could you even attempt to mess with his yandere side? (The down low is so June had found this caterpillar in the garden, he named is Sir Winkleton btw, who was very colorful and he wanted to "show his brothers this glorious wonder of the world". He went to Theo first and he thought it was quite unsanitary and nasty, but he gave him an encouraging smile because that's his best fren. So then June came around to Quincy and was like, "look at my new pet!" And Quincy screamed at the top of his lungs and slapped it out of June's hand with a DISGUSTANG! Now that brought tears to June's eyes, SIR WINKLETON WAS HIS SON, HIS PRIDE AND JOY, AND NOW HE WAS JUST DED ON THE FLOOR! Quincy still wasn't satisfied and yelled, "nasty insect" Now Theo couldn't just ignore his favorite person in the world's suffering, and waltzed up beside Quincy, his eyes empty eyes which bore deep into the depths of Quincy's soul, nothing could match the agony of watching his best fren's pain ridden tears. "Did someone say disinfectant?" Then Theo sprayed disinfectant in Quincy's eyes for atleast a minute. No one messes with Theo or those he cares about. Theo and June held a funeral which over half of the reapers showed up due to not being able to turn down June's woeful face. It took Quincy AND Verine atleast an hour to wash it out and stop the burning, honestly poor Verine lmao.)

Kati almost burning the whole entire department down. (He was attempting to make something, you couldn't tell by the charred remains, maybe ramen? But he left to go bite Noah who had offered assistance, and came back to a steam filled kitchen and the fire alarm blaring. The first one to reach the kitchen happened to be Ell, who was like "I'll use an enchantment to quench it!" Which, as you know, they tend to fail, so the two who were about to enter, Day and Sian, were drenched, causing Sian to flee in mental breakdown. Day was confused but saw flames rising up, and in his, entirely flawed and completely illogical, logic catapulted himself directly at the fire, cause he was water? Who knows, but he got set on fire and somehow the manager was able to stop the situation before it escalated to horrible measures, like death or arson, maybe??)

Mori successfully being a con artist and conning Louis, with yet another neverending scheme. (Even the manager couldn't figure out what he had done this time, sigh)

Kirr setting up, yet another, trap to specifically catch deer (he dislikes them the most?. And Verine just so happened to stumble into one, he wasn't exactly in to where it would actually stab him, the sharp claws were only barely touching his leg, since he was so skinny, so he couldn't move or he would be stabbed. Which this situation was actually pretty ironic, cause Day passed by and was like, "Hey, Bambi, you alright?" But Bambi is a deer so I mean Kirr kinda got what he wanted right? After being set free, Verine was so shocked he kinda just, fainted, so Youssef reluctantly dragged him back to the Diluculo dorms.

And sadly many many more chaotic events.

So yeah, everyone gathered for dinner to discuss their trip to an engineering facility spoken to have a vengeful spirit lurking. After they spoke of their plans, a weary and down looking manager sighed,

"I would just kinda like some alone time tonight guys, be sure to pack your stuff." And she walked off slowly back to her designated corners. But when she turned the corner her exhausted attitude had faded away and all that was left was excitement, as she sauntered away.

Everyone was quite worried at that, their optimistic manager so low?! So, about an hour later everyone agreed to have Theo check up on her, so he knocked on her door. No answer. He decided to just open the door and say,

"Manager? You see, I just came to see if you were doing alri--" Only to find her goofily laughing, she screeched, not noticing him there,

"EX CA USE ME, GALA BUT ATLEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE A HIK, OK?! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FASHION SENSE!" Her Wii remote was pointed directly at the screen, and she was talking to an animated pig, who, low-key did look kinda like a hik. She was playing Animal Crossing, and no, I don't me acnh, I mean the OG City Folk, yeah, she's that old. But for modern days sake we'll say she's playing it on a Wii-U. Theo caught her with her Wii remote in hand and reaching for some gummy bears, when she sensed a presence she looked around and her face turned to one that someone would wear if they just got caught snorting a bag of cocaine or something lmao.

Theo walked back to tell everyone dejectledly that she was perfectly fine. Maybe he should buy her some gummy bears for her birthday?

I don't know where this even took a turn to, but Animal Crossing City Folk was my childhood, and me as a manager would totally do that.

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Can we just talk about this conversation me and my best friend had a few days ago at 4 am. I'm pretty sure we were on something man.

Our FBI Agent probably thinks we need to be thrown into an insane asylum. 😂

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Insteeeeeeaaddd, why don't you just ask for his dude. Yooseven boi, ASK HIM FOR IT PLEASE.

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I was actually thinking about Ikesen Hideyoshi and I gotta say, I'm quite disappointed in the way cybird/ikemen portrayed his character. There was so much potential and I believe he could have been built up WAY better, I feel like they totally did him wrong. It feels like in the games/in the fandom he's just I don't know, he's only just this mom, I mean he can act motherly sometimes but there's more to his character than just that singular trait, like his backstory? A bit tragic. Also I mean that how he is portrayed now, because I really enjoyed his route, it was actually the first one I read.

Now it kinda feels like he is just a character used to build up the excitement (haha stealing Konpeito, you know), and build up the interest for other characters and his only role in the story is to be the blindly obedient dog and the mother. And I love the creators and the fandom, but he's really sleeped on, he has a kind soft heart, and many ignore the fact that it's plain he doesn't have much self love. I just feel like my main mans here is getting mistreated. Like I said before, in events he's always used as a person to further the story by scolding or some other motherly action. I just feel like that's the only content I get, and it makes me sad.

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Ok, so I was just eating a pop tart and this popped into my mind about our moderately awesome green ninja.

So, like, if Sasuke was able to calculate when the wormhole was going to appear from the exact location, a general time frame, to what would cause the wormhole to appear. If he knew all of those things, then why would he, when the MC appeared at the monument, just like ask if she had an umbrella and reach his hand out to her?? Like, a complete stranger, someone who you have no idea of their identity, and you're just going to take then 500 years in the past?! Wouldn't you want to shoo them away, for all you know this person could easily die in that time period, or that person could be a complete rat. Yeah, yeah polite small talk, but AS HE'S WAITING FOR A WORMHOLE TO APPEAR, TO TAKE HIM CENTURIES IN THE PAST?!!

At the very least he knew precisely that a lighting bolt, with enough power to warp spacetime bs, was going to strike, that would also be dangerous by itself for any person. Isn't any of that enough for him to try to send anyone away from the monument? Like, Sasuke wtf. I guess he did partially redeem himself by vowing to take her back to the future and calculating when a new wormhole would appear, protecting her, and staying by her side. But he was lucky he got the MC though, like imagine if it was someone else, like a horrible person.

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I didn't know how much I actually needed some Comte angst until now. Like this was actually written so well.

A witty Englishman

Hehe I couldn’t wait for the next chapter so I hope you guys like it! 

Fandom: Ikemen Vampire 

Rating: T

Pairing: OC x Comte

Warnings: Arthot haha

Link to chapter one

It felt like an eternity when the carriage finally reached the uneven cobblestones of Paris marking the entrance into the city. With the first step out of the carriage, I took a deep breath reminding myself of why, why I was here: to drink away my feelings. And I know it is a terrible habit of mine and all but how else was I supposed to cope?

Pushing the door open to the pub I suddenly felt all the eyes on me, like I was a rabbit caught in a trap looking at my wolf. I guess that’s what happens when you aren’t where you are supposed to belong. I sighed knowing exactly what was going to happen as soon as I sat down. Reluctantly, I chose a barstool off to the corner. 

“I’d like a gin and tonic please,” I asked the bartender.

“Bien sur mademoiselle,” as my drink slid across the table only to be intercepted by a certain English mystery writer. 

“Hi there Luv, what are you doing in a dump like this? Can’t you see all the silly wankers eyeing you like… oh, blast… what does Theo call you? Ah yes a knabbeltje.”

“What do you want Arthur?” I grumbled. “Also give me my drink.”

He grinned his signature smirk, “why what are you going to do if I don’t?” he taunted. 

I sighed, “I can always just order another one when you leave, or this pretty little skirt could find herself a new bar, it’s not like there’s a lack of bars in Paris.” 

“You wouldn’t want to do that Kure, especially yourself being a woman alone at night in this big city,” he stated matter of factly. 

“Well you know what Arthur?” I stammered.

“Perhaps you’d be up for a wager?”

“What kind of wager,” I questioned.

“Play a game of Pontoon with me and loser has to do whatever the winner wants” he offered. 

“Why? What would you want from me,” I asked.

Staring directly into my eyes he stated, “come back to the mansion with me, Le Comte has things he needs to say to you.” 

I felt my heart rate speed up and speed up at the thought of him. Casting my gaze to the floor unable to look at him anymore I spoke, “No Arthur, I can’t, I really really can’t. He broke my heart, and there’s no coming back from that.”

“Oh come on bird, he loves you, he loves your humanity which is why he could never ask you to give that up for him. Despite the fact that every single piece of his being wants the same exact thing that you do, you by his side for forever.”   

Feeling tears threatening to surface like a leak in a dam, I stood to leave. I don’t even know anymore. All I knew is that I couldn’t stay there unless I wanted to cry.

“Bye Arthur, please don’t follow me I need to be alone right now. And… and… could you please… tell Le Comte to not look for me,” I spoke slowly as I felt my voice cracking, and with that, I fled the bar, little did I know two men stood from their spot and began to trail close behind me.   

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I saw you were taking asks! I was wondering if you could do like Beach Headcannons for the After L!Fe Reapers? Since 20 is a lot, I'll just name 5 characters for now. Cyrille, Aitachi, Kirr, Verine, and Nine. Love youu~~~💕💕🥰🥰

Of course, but I want to do all 20 of them, just I'll do it in parts so I can have a break in between them. Also love you too @yourfriendlyneighborhoodninja8 🥰🥰🥰

Beach Fun times w/ The Reapers Part 1.

Verine

So this sickly little bean is quite weak, especially to the sunlight and heat, so he just lays on a towel under an umbrella quite a ways away from the water

Cause if he went in the water, being like a fragile feather, he would probably float lol. Definitely be swept away by the current

Though he would probably benefit from the vitamin D lmao

He kinda just relaxes with Sian (secretly composing music), who hums a rhythm that softly lulls him to sleep

Let's be honest here, even after spending hours out on the beach, despite laying under an umbrella, there's no way he would get tan. He just always has this pale greenish tint that even the sun itself can't fix

Quincy kept pestering him about sunscreen, they bicker quite a lot but Verine is just the kind of person even a devil couldn't help but feel sympathy for. Despite Quincy claiming that, "I am not worried, I just simply don't want to stare at whatever monstrosity red and green combination his face would turn from a sunburn, when I wake tomorrow morning, " We all know he's just a worried sweetie and does care

Nine could catch the wistful stares of Verine as he gazed at everyone, it was impossible to ease the longing in his heart. I mean, how could he not wish to be like everyone else? To be able to do the things they all took for granted....

Ghilley with his silent footsteps scared the poor babies out of their wits

Aitachi

You see, the thing about Aitachi, is that he explicitly states that he fears water, swimming, and seafood, so this boi is gonna have a difficult time

He automatically just REFUSED to go near the sea, it scared the poor child so bad he stayed WAY far back from the shoreline.

One thing he did enjoy doing was building various different sand castles, which he did with his buddy Kirr. They had kinda formed a kinship because of their similar backgrounds. They had fun building fortresses with the sand and even brought a lobster over to defend his masterpiece

A little way through he felt that he was keeping Kirr from playing in the water and as a sorry brought him over to a small patch of grass and flowers. He taught him how to make a bead/plant weaved decoration that was a traditional piece his tribe made for hair, to put in Kirr's braid.

Kirr totally had an uwu moment for the precious child Ghilley sat watching everything behind the scenes with his familiar smile "so cute,"

Kirr

Built mini empires in the sand with Aitachi, and really had no intention of getting in the water anyways.

As, as a huntsman he never really learned to enjoy the water. Since he lived in the freezing snowy mountains, he avoided water as much as possible as that meant a guaranteed death, by hypothermia.

Ok, ok, hear me out. So, Kirr rounding up all of the crabs, clams, and lobsters to protect them from the others that wanted to eat them (others = Ethan) for dinner, to capture them. So, he just owns his own colony of marine life.

He WILL fight you you if you even try to come near his sweet animals with I'll intent, he'll straight SLAY you

HIS OWN CRAB CULT, TELL ME THAT'S SOMETHING HE WOULDN'T DO

Btw he really hates seafood (not as much as Aitachi though, that boi straight slaps seafood out of your hands if you eat it around him, Verine learned that the hard way ;;) but his kind innocent heart makes him wanna protecc them.

They're friends not food, he's just a pure and soft baby

HIS OWN SEAFOOD COLONY I CAN'T JSJSN

He wore the beads Aitachi made him WITH PRIDE, he didn't take it off until he HAD to, and that was when he took a shower. He still keeps it in his wardrobe.

Nine

This mans has a loner soul, so he would take a peaceful stroll along the shoreline, basking in his own solitude

He really enjoyed the breath taking views the beach portrayed, the way the baby blue of the sky merged with the dark ocean waves.

Along his walk he stopped to collect the crystalline sea shells on the sand, he would keep a few for memories sake, but give the majority of them to the Manager as a gift.

Another one of his favorite things to do is people watch, he observed the others playfully enjoying their time. He noticed that the activities they chose to spend their time doing reflected their personalities

Whenever anyone complained about over heating, Nine would just mysteriously appear armed and ready with his fan what a queen he's just straight up a portable ac

Also partook in the meditation session held by the farmer boi Jamie, probably one of his favorite parts

Warning: You might ACTUALLY learn things from Cyrille's hahah, feel free to skip his. But tbh I learned more researching for this headcannon then I learned in all my years of science class lol.

Cyrille

Cyrille wandered off shortly after they arrived, he noticed a form of algae growing on the waters surface, and "captured it" in one of the petri dishes he always has on hand.

He observed it closely to find the similarities between the algae and bacteria, his specialty.

Let's check in to see a sample of what he's mumbling to himself!

"Frankly speaking, they both appear in water, though algae appears exclusively in marine environments, whilst bacteria can grow in just about anywhere" (Bacteria he's talking about is oxygenic photosynthetic bacteria :)))

"Both do go through the process of photosynthesis, despite that neither are truly plants, as bacteria and algae are both only one-celled prokaryotic organisms, meaning the unicellular beings don't contain the necessary organelle to completely function as a.... --"

We don't know what he's studying either 😅😅 We need it in stupid terms lol. Maybe now he's stopped.......??

"Another key difference is that algae is the base of a food chain, while bacteria completes a food chain (decomposing) --"

Never mind......let's just leave his intelligent studies to himself. He finds these studies much more fun than swimming anyways.

I realize now that maybe I should have done the reapers in their teams, but it's too late now. But Aitachi and Kirr make such a good pair.

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What fandoms do you take asks for?? I'm really curious, because I really love your writing style!

Thank you!! :)))

I take asks for any of the ikemen games and such. All the fandoms I post for include:

Ikemen Sengoku

Ikemen Revolution

Ikemen Vampire

Wizardess Heart

Dangerous Fellows

Mayday Memory

Mystic Messenger

After L!fe

I'll write Headcannons, one-shots, pairings (occasionally), yaoi, many things! I will do very little smut, but if asked😏 I shall grant your wish, though it'll probably suck. Anyways, your wish is my command!!

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It's 3:34 am and I literally started crying at this, our two Hides ndishsjshsuajaiawi poor Yoshi..

ARE YOU SAYING THERE WAS A POSSIBILITY TO HAVE A DOUBLE HIDE RELATIONSHIP/DOUBLE HIDE FEELINGS AND THEY CHOSE TO DO THIS INSTEAD????!!! GET ME A ROUTE WITH THEM IN A RELATIONSHIP, I WOULD DIE FOR THAT SKSOJSUSJSOSMS

I'LL PAY FOR THAT!

i haven’t even played all the routes yet but i know this is the single gayest thing to EVER happen in ikesen

@ cybird hey what the FUCK do you expect me to make of this except that Hideyoshi is IN LOVE with Mitsuhide???

“He feels the same way I do about Mitsuhide.” I, as in the player character, who is in love with Mitsuhide?? “feels the same way I do” as in, completely head-over-heels for Mitsuhide???

“He’s decided to be with him until the end.” I’M GONE I’M FUCKING GONE. i lowkey don’t even wanna romance Mitsuhide anymore i just want him and Hideyoshi to get married (i mean i know they can’t in that era but a girl can dream)

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Ikevamp as Random Memes I Have Saved in My Camera Roll

Our poor mother Le Comte needs a break sometimes, his children are just too rowdy:

Dazai:

Vincent:

Isaac being a poor antisocial baby:

This is just Arthur when he basically just stalks around, IN EVERY ROUTE, to ask to bite the MC.

Also Arthur though:

Just Jean:

Arthur and Dazai:

Hahah Will, literally:

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Incorrect After L!fe Quotes:

Day: Hey, Ethan. It's pretty muggy outside today

Ethan: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I swear I'm going to behead you

Day: *Nervously sips coffee out of a bowl*

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No one can convince me this is not something Cyrille, from After L!fe, would do. This just SCREAMS Cyrille at me lmaoo.

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If anyone wants to add me on Mayday Memory to be friends, I gotchu!!!💕💕 Us LucyDreamers have to stick together after all!

My Invite Code is: AGXUJ904

<Mayday Memory v1.5.0 Patch Notes>

[1. The Long Awaited DLC – “Graduation”]

This update contains an anticipated DLC story addition.

Find out Adrian’s story in the new Graduation DLC!

The Graduation DLC can be purchased for USD 4.99*.

There is also a special discount event as a thanks for all of your support!!

For 9 hours after first logging in to the v1.5.0 update

You can buy the DLC for the reduced price of USD 2.99*!

*Price may vary based on region

[2. Added “Invite a Friend” Feature!]

Share the special story of Mayday Memory together with your friends!

We added an Invite a Friend system!

You can find it in the pop-up menu in the bottom left corner of the lobby screen.

  The more friends you invite, the better rewards you get~ But, keep in mind that the invited friend has to complete Episode 6 before they are able to enter the invitation code!

At the bottom of the Invite a Friend screen, you can enter the code of the friend who invited you!

Lastly, you can check your own code in the Settings menu!

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Ahhh, green is my favorite color!!🥰🥰

yo take this quiz and find out how your rainbow looks like

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PLEASE make it happen!

Vincent, walks into the game room looking a little down:

Theo, breakdancing sadly: What’s wrong, broer?

Arthur, spinning on his head sympathetically: Wanna talk about it?

Dazai, doing the worm softly: We’re always here to listen