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I know I said it in the tags of my last post but I'm standing by the fact that this must be how people felt in 1980 when they were told lennon was shot coz like. yeah.

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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

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iskall and stress are to each other what grian and mumbo are to each other but yall are not ready for that conversation

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Dashcon is ten this year, right? It was in 2o14?

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More text post nonsense: Hermitcraft Season 10 edition

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One of my favorite parts of Pride and Prejudice is Lizzy in Derbyshire, constantly anxious over whether Darcy still holds her in high regard...

...meanwhile the Gardiners observe him for one day and go like "Yup, he's very much in love"

And if that still doesn't hold up to having a crush today I don't know what does

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i don’t think rpf is bad bc like 81 year old paul mccartney would have to take so many specific steps in order to find and read beatles fanfiction that i feel like any exposure to it would be his fault. not to mention that he would probably like it

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bdubs why

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rendog and his constant, cyclical struggle to rise to power on the server only to see it crumble to dust and slip between his fingers at the hands of the other hermits... you will always be famous

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look alright, I know everyone is headcanoning Grian as a kōtare (kingfisher) this season because of his obsessive crush on the ocean but I need you guys to hear me out on this okay... if anyone is a kōtare this season it's 100% Gem (I mean c'mon her skin has the blues and everything!). no, Grian is not a kōtare, Grian is and always will be a kea.

(reasoning under the cut because it got kind of long, as well as some pictures of birds being idiots)

first things first, not only are they a parrot (which I have seen Grian headcanoned as being alongside being a macaw specifically) but their colors fit his vibe, just look at these funky lil guys??

majestic dorks.

secondly, kea are not only the worlds only alpine parrot (hello magic mountaineers? he may have a crush on the ocean but he did choose to build his base against a mountain this season), they're also well known for being (and I feel the need to stress this) absolute fucking prankster gods. they're literally known for their mischievous, chaos bringing personalities, are smart as hell, and are extremely curious and playful to boot. they're literally (lovingly) called the 'clown of the mountain' by some people.

like seriously, here's a small list of things kea have been known to do:

dive bombing roofs to, essentially, use them as fun little slides

they also like to roll stones down roofs for fun

exploring anything new - they're known to investigate backpacks, skis, and even cars, they especially love anything they can easily mess with or grab

on the topic of investigating backpacks, they will literally open said backpacks in order to steal things like food

knocking over skis so that they can ride downhill on them

throwing stones at humans for fun

peeling off and eating the rubber on cars

just fucking with cars in general (see below for an image of a kea messing with a towbar) they'll strip your car of anything not bolted or welded down

they'll nick anything they can get their grubby little beaks or claws on including wallets and passports

breaking into houses through cat doors

turning on water taps

learning to use tools to set off stoat traps

playing with traffic cones

playing with snowballs

there was a kea that literally locked a guy inside of his hut

on top of all of this, they're known to do some of this stuff just to entertain other kea around them.

here's some pictures of the idiots doing their thing:

basically, these guys are dicks and I have never seen a more Grian-coded bird in my life than these little shits. kea Grian supemacy.

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rendog speedrunning russian revolution simulator wasn't on my season 10 bingo card but i'm here for it ig

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well now he's become a dictator minister of ministries so ig he's just speedrunning the russian revolution for fun-

season 9 rendog: absolute monarchy simulator

season 10 rendog: communism simulator

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I was possessed

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IM GOING TO START SOBBING

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rendog really said communism AND cannibalism... truly a man after the tumblrinas' hearts