ilovesickboys

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They thought it would just be a few sniffles herec and there, maybe a few sneezes sprinkled in, nothing they couldn't manage.

Now they're clinging to you, rubbing their itchy itchy nose on every part of you they can get to, sneezing in desperate fits, hoping that it will stop tickling so so so much. It doesn't apparently, because they're already hitching (almost moaning) again and so you gently lift their face and bring another tissue to their red and pink nose. Poor dear, you can already feel their nostrils flaring against the tissue.

Maybe these sneezes will help them feel better and if not, you'll be there for them anyway.

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The 1960s were wild

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someone who sneezes with their whole body.

when they feel that tickle in their nose, their head tilts back for just a moment before they’re thrown forward, back bowed, almost staggering with the momentum of it.

they look up blearily in the aftermath, shaking their heads like they can’t quite believe how forcefully their body responds to the irritation in their nose. until they feel another one building, drawing their head back once again…

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couch cuddles (m)

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A quiet evening in. A stiff throw pillow propped up against one arm of the couch where I lay, with him lying on top. Sort of. Mostly on the cushions, his arms around my middle. His head rested on my stomach, breath warming me through the fabric. The living room lighting changed shades with the bright television screen, cutting often between different faces. It was a cooking show rerun.

His breathing gave a small stutter. I pulled my gaze back to him. Brow pinching, eyes still shut. “*e‘hm!*… hmb…” Slowly, he turned and pressed his face into my shirt. “RR‘SSCHH!!-iew…” 

A hot blast of air set my skin aflame as he directed his sneeze into my stomach. My hand raised to rest on his back, and gently moved up and down.

“Bless you,” I murmured. 

“*hsnf*… *grm!* Thagk you.”

I looked back over at the tv. The pixels formed a lovely-looking cheesecake that I knew wouldn’t win the challenge. He snuffled and buried his face into my shirt. My hand moved slowly over his back as he tried to get comfortable again. His form deflated with a sigh as he lay still. Some moments later, at my abdomen, I felt his nose pressing in. There was brief, tickly pause in the rhythm of his breathing. I gently scratched his back. 

“rR‘USSCHHiue-!!“ He sneezed again, with such desperation that made my breathing falter, the ridge of his nose digging into my stomach.

I gave his back another rub. “Bless you, hon.”

He coughed and drew in another thick sniffle. As face lifted away briefly, I could feel a wet patch of fabric on my stomach. He laid back down, breath whistling.

I stared at the coffee table, where the tissue box was out of reach. My eyes fell back to him, limp on top of me, trying to sleep. There was a feeling of déjà vu. And other feelings. His arms squeezed me as he got comfortable again.

“Let me get some tissues,” I murmured delicately, anchored to the couch.

He responded with a soft snore.

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this may make me a sadist, and i've also possibly said this before, but watching someone struggle with a stuck sneeze is almost if not just as hot as an actual sneeze

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Tall boyfriend: Get to look up his nose whenever you want.

Your height boyfriend: Get to see his pre-sneeze face right up close.

Short boyfriend: Get him looking up at you with sneezy tears in those big, puppy eyes.

Everyone’s a WINNER!

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someone who’s well aware of the mess they make after every sneeze and reflexively swipes their still-running nose across their sleeve, leaving a lengthy trail of damp fabric in its wake. it's certainly a less fashionable look for them, but considering the alternative would be letting all that stream down their face...

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fumbling for a tissue - or heaven forbid - a handkerchief as man is rearing up to sneeze is sexy.

even-more-so if they take the time whilst building up to the sneeze to meticulously unfold - or fold - the tissue or handkerchief before they sneeze into it.

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To be honest there are few hotter things in the world than someone whos not into sneezing fetish indulging urs. like you dont mind my weird as fuck shit. and on TOP of that youre gonna. make yourself do that for me? Youre insane. ill pass out from how fucking hard ill get thanks.

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A partner without the kink who's way too happy to please their partner with the kink. They practice inducing, try to find that spot that always make them sneeze. Everytime they smell flowers or a new perfume they secretly wish it makes them sneeze so they can show their partner later. They record themselves sneezing while they can't help but think on how much their partner is gonna love to see it, making themselves flustered thinking on what they partner may say. Everytime they are close to something that may make them sneeze, everytime they do sneeze, they always think about their partner.

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Scenario: Going on a glorious spring day walk with a certain someone who’s sneezing his head off. The flowers are blooming and he’s just so, so sensitive. It gets so bad he needs to go shower to wash off the pollen. You’ll need to shower, too, since you’re as covered in pollen as he is. He suggests you two can save water by showering together, winks and smirks at you… then sneezes so hard he trips and lands in the nearby flowerbeds.

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person who doesn’t yet realize they’re allergic to their new detergent constantly smothering sneezes into their shirt throughout the day and only making things worse

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i wanna see a man pop a button on his waistcoat from his sneeze so bad.

hitching breaths making the material stretch and seize over his chest.

the sneeze being the final blow to break the camels back.

awooga.

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saw a drawing of a character grinding into a pillow and sniffing the shirt of their loved one who they missed and i cannot stop thinking about exactly that except sneezing into it

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there's just something about the word "sneezy" that's making me want to scale the walls like a feral horny gremlin right about now

"Oh, I can't. It makes me sneezy"

"My goodness, I'm so sneezy today"

STOP BEING SO HOT !!!!!!!!!

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There's something incredibly arousing about someone leaning in to an inducing tool.

They're so desperate to get their sneeze out that their back arches forward a bit, and their nose points up at a 30 degree angle.

With each stroke of a feather, each sniff of pepper, each particle of pollen, they feel as if their body is being lifted as they hitch and hitch and hitch.

When they finally get that release, it's the best feeling in the world.

But when they don't, they just sigh, whimpering pathetically, and lean forward into the tool once more.

There's just something so... submissive about it...

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Cold snores, especially on a person who doesn't typically snore. Bonus points if they wake up mid-sleep snorting or snuffling because the vibration in their soft pallete made their nose tickle