My apartment has desperately needed a couch for the past four years however due to me being a chronic loner I've been able to evaide it this long bc who the fuck would drop like over 500€ on a couch like imagine how many clothes that could buy me. Anyways I'm now 25 and I am still couchless it's starting to feel embarrassing I don't even wanna let my social worker come visit bcz what am I gonna do make her sit on the floor on the yoga mat with me?
Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed
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