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LOU-EHHH 💖💖💖

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Aniversary Larry

Yesterday was 4 years of the wedding Larry. My heart of a fat fan was about to explode with happiness. I'm a happy son <3.

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Status update:

Crying because one of my plants died 😢😢

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I'm going to practice my Spanish with this joke, here we go!

Estaba con Andy en el sofá mientras mirábamos TV y dice:

Andy: Se puede decir que mi pene es más grande que esa mierda.

Chris: [toma las manos de Andy y las pone sobre su pene] Y ahora se puede decir que... tienes algo grande entre manos?

It sounded better in my mind :c here in English:

I was with Andy on the couch while watching TV and he say:

Andy: You can say that my penis is bigger than that shit.

Chris: [takes Andy's hands and puts them on his penis] And now you can say that... you have something big between your hands?

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[Walking while leaving university]

Chris: [moving a white balloon all around]

Andy: [he looks at her, surprised] Did you steal that from the classroom?

Chris: Of course not! He was there, on the ground, alone and sad. I helped him.

Andy: There were lots of balloons lying on the classroom floor, Chris.

Chris: Uh, yes. But they took the others away and the ones that were left were red, not as cute as mine.

Andy: You are a thief.

Chris: [Looking to the side] OH, LOOK. THOSE ARE MARGUERITE! And they are as white as MY balloon.

Andy: Ugh, it's not yours. Thief

Chris: OH, LOOK. THAT IS A CROSSING OF PEDESTRIANS. And the lines are as white as MY balloon.

Andy: Stop, plis.

Chris: Oh, look. That house is cream color, which is a derivative of white color. Did you know that MY balloon is white?

Andy: I promise that if you do not shut up, I'll blow up that balloon.

Chris: Uhm. I think I see a car ... AND IT'S WHITE.

Andy: [He takes away the balloon and bursts it with a hairpin]

Chris: NOW WHO'S THE THIEF! ALSO KILLER!! You owe me a BALLON, ONE BEAUTIFUL AND WHITE.

Andy: It was not yours. I do not owe you anything.

Chris: [she starts to fake crying while people look at her awkwardly down the street]

Andy: You can never act normal ...

Chris: [walks over to Andy's ear and whispers] Who asked to be whipped in public ...?

Andy: It was supposed to be a joke! [Blush]

*This is how I lost a great friend, Mr. Balloon. May he rest in peace, I will put WHITE flowers on his remains*

~You were supposed to say this was another of your ways to embarrass me~

*not only do you like to see people blushing*

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[Texting]

Andy: Why do you act like a bitch?!

Unknow: What?

Andy: YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP MOVING YOUR ASS, THEY LOOK AT YOU AND I BECOME JEALOUS!

Unknow: Ok, shit. Who are you?

Andy: OMG, WHAT A SHAME. YOU ARE THE WRONG PERSON. BYE.

Unknow: Have a good day trying not to be wrong person, EH.

Andy has been through this more than once, and when he happens he usually blushes and coughs just because he’s nervous. Is cute 😂💓

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«So many young people presuming that they smoke everything and do not realize that under a bridge there are people who wish they had never done it»

—Christen Phrases♡

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Chris: [listening to music while crying in the middle of the university hall]

Andy: What the hell is wrong with you?

Chris: Do not you listen? It’s Two Ghosts by Harry Styles!

Andy: Shit, everybody looks at you weird. Can not you be normal sometimes?

Chris: ¡¡TWO GHOSTS STANDING IN THE PLACE OF YOU AND ME. TRYING TO REMEMBER HOW TO FEEL A HEARTBEAT!!

Andy: Damn imbecile, I love you. Even if you’re crazy.

This is how I make Andy embarrassed, although this did not happen in the University … Equal serves ;) .

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Chris: Oh, God. Look, he’s got a nice ass!

Matt: ¿Wut…?

Chris: [blushing] Uh, I forget I’m not with Andy.

Matt: [smiles and hugs her] Do not worry, it’s normal since you get used to your friends.

Chris: [trying not to die.]

CHRIS’ CRUSH IS A GUY NAMED MATTHEW AND IS 5 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE CHRIS SEEMS TO HAVE TATTOOED THE WORD “SPANK ME” ON HER FOREHEAD WHEN HE APPEARS.

(P.D.: Chris and me have 18 years (^: )

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[In a theater presentation. The first act ends and everyone applauds.]

Andy: [referring to Chris' hands] Would not you rather do that with my ass?

Chris: [INTENSE BLUSH.]

Andy: AKSJKAJS. OH, YOUR FACE IS EPIC.

Chris' face flushed is life. I need a picture of her so... cute 💖💖💖

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Andy: Hey, Chris. Can you fondle me?

Me: [without seeing] Of course.

Andy: [Sinister laughs]

Me: [turns to look and her hand is on Andy's penis] You little shit...

Andy always does things like these :c. Little whore that...

—Chris♡

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Girl: I do not like your hands, your nails are too short...

Me: I'm gay.

Girl: What does that have to do with anything?

Me: Oh, girl friend. You do not know how much to see...

Normal conversations that Andy usually has with people he barely knows. We are making progress...

—Chris♡

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I would like to get this tattoo with Andy...

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This cat is from Chris and me. He's adorable fat, I love him 💖💖💖😁

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I'm Your Princess

If your face were my throne I would gladly sit on it ;)

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Chris likes these necklaces :^)