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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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probably not i have lived this way for years and have no intentions of stopping

UnDeveloping trich via sheer willpower so i don’t get associated with some Bare Pussy Ass Loser

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raven i am always saying shit on here it’s part of my charm. also bc of whatever i’m fighting

UnDeveloping trich via sheer willpower so i don’t get associated with some Bare Pussy Ass Loser

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UnDeveloping trich via sheer willpower so i don’t get associated with some Bare Pussy Ass Loser

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was anyone going to tell me losing a childhood pet leaves behind a permanent ache or did i have to find that out myself

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he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter

i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades

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when i look up a knitting term, the last thing I want is an ai overview. I want a 60+ year old woman with no understanding of lighting or helpful camera angles who still manages to give the most concise and clear explanation of how to execute purl 2tog through the backloop. ai summary fuck off, where is phyllis?

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there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES

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damn they weren’t lying that mental health medication CAN make the heat even more unbearable

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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One of my favourite customer interactions

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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

Patreon

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it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

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'i asked chatgpt' ok well i asked the trees that speak latin and they told me to tell you that you're a cunt