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tf am I going to use how old you are against you? I'm not a chronomancer

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

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sorry I already have 2 lawyers I don't need another one

*boop*

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I'm not planning on dying anytime soon but I'm also not a lich so I don't think I count for this discussion. How long have you been around anyway?

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

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Americans will just deep fry everything these days

i have been working on my america magic lately i think its really underrated yes it a bit weird and controversial but the last person that insulted me for using it ended up as deep fried soul mass with a side of frys so cant say its without benefits

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@the-gnomish-bastard

do you have anything to say to this?

went to the wizards' convention and everyone there trembled in visceral fear and pulled out their wands when i mentioned your name

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the rules that don't work 50% of the time thing was about English in general. Not phonics. Most phonic rules are always true and people just overcomplicate the others

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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English is notorious for half of its rules being wrong most of the time. But like how else are you supposed to teach people to sound out words? I mean we all the dictionary in our pockets so we can look it up but that just feels like kids would teach themselves phonics or something similar

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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well in nation the correct way to pronounce it is nay-shin. It's the same with every tion word in English (at least that I can think of). So I don't know if that's really phonics fault

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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the people stopped teaching it part or that phonics in general are bullshit?

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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my 8 year old cousin still learned on phonics so I'm pretty sure the people who didn't learn it are too young to use tumblr

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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wow what an unbiased question. I'm sure the results aren't skewed in any way

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I just tried it and it totally works

Your teeth and fingernails are constructed from the same segment of DNA. If a growing tooth is transplanted into a fingertip, it will grow into a fingernail; and if a fingernail is transplanted into the mouth, it will grow into a tooth.

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same

Reblog if your blog is NOT a safe space

RADIATION POISONING

if terfs touch this post, one billion roentgen

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU

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All collectables should do something besides have lore and or unlock a secret ending. Unless it's stars a puzzle game

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