im-not-a-pirate

[im-not-a-pirate]

That your signature?

What’s it to you, Barnes?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Heyyy sooo

I won’t be active until Saturday, cause I’m going to a sleep away camp and I can’t have my phone with me sooo…

This goes for all of my blogs, and I’ll reblog it with my more popular ones

I scheduled some posts on my Yelena acc, so those will post while I’m gone. Pls still send asks tho, I’ll reply to them when I get back.

[im-not-a-pirate]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[im-not-a-pirate]

I know about the cookie box. Because who do you think stole it the first time :>

@nev-valkyriesdottir

My god…

Do not give this critical information to anyone else, understood?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Oh great… another Barton…

Grandpa Fury. You have to let me have your secret box of cookies full with the cookies in it.

Or I'll leave pink princess glitters all over your office again :>

- Nevaeh

Agent Nevaeh… who gave you information about this so called cookie box? Because they are lying.

And you will not. I’ll lock it.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Baby

@evelyn-thomas-ward

That is quite cute.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Grandpa Fury. You have to let me have your secret box of cookies full with the cookies in it.

Or I'll leave pink princess glitters all over your office again :>

- Nevaeh

Agent Nevaeh… who gave you information about this so called cookie box? Because they are lying.

And you will not. I’ll lock it.

[im-not-a-pirate]

It’s not definite. I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

Hey!! Nicky! It’s me Deadpool! Have you gotten my application yet? I sent like five of them!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

Of course you did…

Application for SHIELD or the Avengers?

You do realize we get like… 200 applications a day, right?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Oh my god… you do realize you are not helping your case at all? If anything, you’re making it worse.

Listen, I’ll think about it. Maybe task an agent with giving you an analysis for it. You’ll know if I approve your application, trust me.

Hey!! Nicky! It’s me Deadpool! Have you gotten my application yet? I sent like five of them!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

Of course you did…

Application for SHIELD or the Avengers?

You do realize we get like… 200 applications a day, right?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Why did I even pretend to consider…

We are not making a movie about you and the Avengers.

Hey!! Nicky! It’s me Deadpool! Have you gotten my application yet? I sent like five of them!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

Of course you did…

Application for SHIELD or the Avengers?

You do realize we get like… 200 applications a day, right?

[im-not-a-pirate]

I’m not sure I would be able to trust you as a SHIELD agent. You are not exactly… the type to follow rules, as I have heard. Although, I might be able to look into you possibly becoming an Avenger.

Hey!! Nicky! It’s me Deadpool! Have you gotten my application yet? I sent like five of them!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

Of course you did…

Application for SHIELD or the Avengers?

You do realize we get like… 200 applications a day, right?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Hey!! Nicky! It’s me Deadpool! Have you gotten my application yet? I sent like five of them!

@truthful-timmy-of-saskatoon

Of course you did…

Application for SHIELD or the Avengers?

You do realize we get like… 200 applications a day, right?

[im-not-a-pirate]

Congratulations Agent Ward.

It’s a girl!!!

@trading-cards-owner @agent-grant-ward-shield @im-not-a-pirate

[im-not-a-pirate]

What I propose, is no name at all.

you and me should team up, i already have our team name:

FAST AND FURIOUS

@official-pietro-maximoff

No. Absolutely not.

[im-not-a-pirate]

No.

you and me should team up, i already have our team name:

FAST AND FURIOUS

@official-pietro-maximoff

No. Absolutely not.

[im-not-a-pirate]

Maybe find a different name.

you and me should team up, i already have our team name:

FAST AND FURIOUS

@official-pietro-maximoff

No. Absolutely not.

[im-not-a-pirate]

I’m practical, Barnes.

you and me should team up, i already have our team name:

FAST AND FURIOUS

@official-pietro-maximoff

No. Absolutely not.