imadecoy666
imadecoy666
oh shit uhh hi
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queer as fuck (lesbian mostly ig (so if ur he/him, feel lucky lmao)) / 25 / minors dni (should b obvs) / intox (writin this three shots deep) / occasional hypno / switch ig? / i dont want dick pics / if u use me for fatspo ill murder u, dealing w my own fuckass ed thank u / im just a decoy dont mind me...
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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really unfair that i’m drunk and high from a night out and there’s no one here to take advantage of me… it would be so easy to do whatever u wanted to me rn it’s pathetic, id just moan and beg for more in my drunken haze. and brainwashing??? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 u could sink me so deep into trance rn and i wouldn’t question a thing, program whatever u want into my pliant submissive broken mind for u to toy with beyond just tonight… my bedroom window is open if anyone wants to sneak in 👀
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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love it when i check likez and its all "everyone cn see this page"
ok and?? so everyone can see me bein a total slut, good to know ig?
havd u seen this blog? what else is new
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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Muccch better
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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heyyyy update onthis
tasts good, gonnna be my godto movijn forward i tjink
also i cannott tell if m drunk off it orif thats om yhe... uhhh... more rhan seven shotss of vodka idid take
but anywayss, review - irts gooood
did you know they make 12% lemonade? its like a regular lemonade cooler, but 12%
idk im gonna try one ill update if its any good. or if its terrible. who knows.
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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wanna take a shot together?? <3
m all outta vodka but i will chug back th rest of this 12% lemondafe abomidatiokn for youu, so thyats bout half the can
sorry i cant tske a shot tho
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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listennnnnnn
if toure drunk, i imploree you to try puttinng a fittef sheet back on a bed, hecayse jfc its jot easy to do sober, IMAGINE MY STRIGGLE DOING YHIS WHILE DRUNK
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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so im a few shots in an my dunbass jus went "theres not much vodka left so i should just finish the mickey" and proceeded to take two doubls shots and then one more to finish it off
why? i dont fuckin know i guess well see in like, idk 10ish minutes
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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wpuldnt be the first time ive chased my inhaler with vodka to get the taste out of my mouth
probably wont be the last lmao
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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Can we please see you stumble around when you get to .15 or higher 🫶
Enjoy!
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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was thinking about making a pinned post, but the pinned post i do have kinda fucks and also most of the info thays important is in my bio anyways, because fuck aesthetics, my literal pfp is a hastily made meme i made while drunk about the only vodka i drink because its 50% and canadian
like yes my pinned is stupid but also i mean it when i said
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idk why im posting this imma go take anotwr couple shots probably
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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hey update it tastes the same as regular lemoande coolers, as in really good and not that strong tasting. in fact, i think it being 12% makes it less sweet, which is nice
oh no lmao
did you know they make 12% lemonade? its like a regular lemonade cooler, but 12%
idk im gonna try one ill update if its any good. or if its terrible. who knows.
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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did you know they make 12% lemonade? its like a regular lemonade cooler, but 12%
idk im gonna try one ill update if its any good. or if its terrible. who knows.
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imadecoy666 · 9 days ago
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well my genders a mess and im on iron supplements so i guess theres only one thing left to try lmao
STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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imadecoy666 · 10 days ago
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bruh the biiiirds are akvie with th sound of muuusic lmao
whys wveryoke gone
i say, at 4am pst , thebworst time ever
like aifht nerd do i have to wxplain tjis to myslef
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imadecoy666 · 10 days ago
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whys wveryoke gone
i say, at 4am pst , thebworst time ever
like aifht nerd do i have to wxplain tjis to myslef
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imadecoy666 · 10 days ago
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mkay i might maybed maaaaaybe hbbe drunk lmaoo
jusba little bit
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