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Luigi’s chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Mario’s stomach ulcer practically explodes and he is unable to ask Luigi to stop being so fucking racist
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i am aware of the effect i have on women (no effect)
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Twin towers were a bit phallic. And gay because there was two
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Thank you for being a friend.

Estelle Gettlemen: July 25, 1923 - July 22, 2008
Beatrice Arthur: May 13, 1922 - April 25, 2009
Eddi-Rue McClanahan: February 21, 1934 - June 3, 2010
Betty Marion White Ludden: January 17, 1922 - December 31, 2021

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Because it’s December and it has been in my folder for a while.
(These four-panel cartoons originally appeared in “Weekly Shonen Jump” Vol. 4-5 (double issue), 2004. They appear, once again, in Death Note Volume 1.)
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