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ren @textsfromdiahell and I are about to record our fun q&a vid, so if u have any fun questions or just in general shit for us to talk about, send em in now :D

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Been a while...

fuck dude it sure has

- ren

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I’m doing this on mobile, so for tagging purposes, I’m answering it like this!

-Rosie

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Subaru and Kou, hands down.

There’s a level of teamwork required to have a fulfilling threesome on all ends, and while I’m sure Ayato and Laito could provide, there’s a level of brotherly competition there, too. Laito would be all about just going for it, while Ayato would be determined to be THE BEST and do THE MOST for Yui. While I’m sure Yui would be happy with the results, and it would be a fucking great experience, it’d be more about Yui than the other two. And that just kinda stinks. After all, Laito and Ayato aren’t going to do anything for each other - they’re siblings and that’s kinda gross!! It would probably end once Yui was satisfied, and that’s cool and all, but it leaves Ayato and Laito lacking.

But with Subaru and Kou, the two of them would definitely be more focused on making the other two feel good. Yeah, I can see Subaru being kind of nervous and anxious to prove himself in the beginning, but Kou would probably calm him down by shifting the focus to him. That’s the good thing about a threesome with two unrelated people (who are probably attracted to each other on some level) - the focus can shift. And it definitely does, many times. It’s not just about Yui, or proving themselves. It’s about all three of them feeling fucking great. This is the kinda shit that could last all night. And Subaru and Kou??? Double-teaming aftercare??? Hallelujah bless up 🙏

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omg i'm so excited about this blog !!! may i request a one shot with yuma and his kids?? idk if it's allowed, if it is you can just delete this ask. but,, thanks for making this blog, i'm really enjoying it so far!! ❤❤

oh geez anon this has been at the bottom forever lol sorry for the delay

“Daddy!”

From behind him, Yuma hears the pattering of small, but desperate feet, and doesn’t get a chance to turn around before his back is enveloped in a bear hug from his daughter.  Not that it phases him in the slightest; she wasn’t even half his size.

“What’s up, Daisy?” Yuma says, putting his gardening tools down on the dirt.

“Edgar stole all the cookies again!” she declares, whining into the small of his back.  “He promised he’d share!  But he’s not sharing!”

Yuma frowns.  “Didn’t I tell you only three cookies each?”

Daisy hesitates for a second, and releases his back, stepping backwards.  “Well, yeah, I mean, uh, I was gonna have three, but--but he took them!”

Yuma rolls his eyes, and then stands to his full height.

“Daddyyyy,” Daisy whines, stamping her foot.  “Please help me get them back!”

He turns around to scold her about eating too many cookies, but he sees the look on her face.  The jutted lip.  The slightly glassy eyes.  The childish, but adorable pout.

Yuma groans.

“Fine.  But you only get one more, understood?”

Daisy lights up instantly, nodding as she grabs his hand - or, well, his pointer finger.  She tugs him in the direction of the house, and Yuma follows without any resistance, though he’s hardly pleased about being interrupted.  She leads him into the house, up the stairs, and to the locked door at the end of the hall.  Kidz Bop is blasting.

Yuma knocks, and the music turns off with a muffled groan.

“I said go away Daisy, they’re mine!” he hears past the door.

“It’s not Daisy.”

He hears Edgar trip over something and then the scrambling of cookie wrapping and assorted other things presumably being shoved under or behind something, and then loud footprints towards, but not to, the door.  Silence follows.  Yuma knocks again, and calls out Edgar’s name, but no response is given.

“Now what are we gonna do, Daddy?” Daisy whisper-yells, tears welling in her eyes and fear in her voice.

“Daisy, do you wanna see a magic trick?”

She nods.

“Ready? Watch my right hand.”  Yuma begins to move his right hand in odd directions, making sure that Daisy is watching, as he reaches for the hidden key above Edgar’s door with his left.  Then he claps his hands together, waits a moment for dramatic appeal, and opens his hands to reveal the key.

Daisy lights up.  “How did you do that?!”

“A magician never reveals his secrets,” he answers, ignoring the rest of her pleas as he unlock’s Edgar’s bedroom door.

When the door opens up, Daisy quiets down.  It’s messy.  Yuma’s definitely going to have to scold him for that.  But Edgar is nowhere to be seen, and neither are the cookies.  Though, Yuma can hear a bit of movement coming from within the closet, so unless Daisy snuck in another wild animal, Edgar was probably there.

“Gee, Daisy,” Yuma says, his tone facetious.  “I wonder where Edgar is?”

“Did he jump out the window?!  With the cookies?!”

“I--no?  Alright, less computer time for you.”

“Then where is he, Daddy?”  Daisy sounds genuinely concerned, and Yuma almost wants to laugh.  Almost.

“I don’t know!  Let’s look around.  Daisy, you check by the bed.  I’ll check over here.”

Daisy scurries over towards Edgar’s bed, first dramatically lifting off the covers to find nothing beneath them.  She then checks under some laundry he has lying around, before going under the bed.  She emerges from it with the plastic cookie box in hand, grinning.

“Look, look!  I got the cookies!”

“Good job, Daisy.  Now bring those downstairs, okay?  And remember: only one.”

Daisy nods, and scurries out of the room.  Yuma’s well aware that more than one will be missing when he goes downstairs, but getting Edgar is of the highest priority.  Yuma saunters around the room, taking exaggerated steps around the closet.

“Hm, I wonder where Edgar is?  Could he be...over here?”  Yuma lifts a box near the closet door up, finding nothing, and places it down.  “Or...over here?”

Yuma fancies around the area for a bit before deciding enough is enough, and reaches for the closet door.

“Maybe he’s in...here!”

The closet door is thrown open and Edgar jumps at the sight of his father, stuttering with excuses.  Yuma doesn’t listen to a word of them, instead picking Edgar up and holding him with one arm over his shoulder.

“Now come on, we’re gonna go apologize to Daisy and not eat any more cookies.”

Edgar whined the whole way down as Yuma raced back to the kitchen with Edgar still on his shoulder.

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*intense music plays* *angled shots create a tense atmosphere* *dramatic Ayato voice* they want the pancake

i think my favorite part about this is that this actually happened, in canon,

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CaN i GeT oN tHe PlAnE nOw PlEaSe

no. it’s delayed nine hours.

- ren

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I'm going to jail.

ur going right to meme jail.

- ren

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*Ayato voice * Can I get a uh.... uhhhhhhhh....

don’t you finish that sentence

- ren

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I love you and your blog so much *incoherent screaming*!! You answering my ask literally made my day (and I had a pretty day so thank you for turning it around). Keep up the good-ass-spiritually-enlightening content! -The Reiji Anon

yo no peoblem!! thank u for requesting reiji oh my god he never gets as much love as his brothers,

- ren

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Just wanted to add that Yuuma probably has the best ass among the bois SO HELL YEAH SHUU WOULD TAP THAT

oh FUCK yeah he does buddy that’s not even a question dude

- ren

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Man, I'm enjoying this break. When do you guys have to go back to classes?

oh shit i go back on the 22nd and i’m not sure about rosie, but i think she goes back this week!

- ren

Hi Rosie here, I'm moving into my new dorm on the 23rd

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Just wanted to say that your blog's too awesome. I fu**ing like it so much xD Also congrats to 100 follower :3 (this ain't a question. But yeah whatever ^^)

hey thanks so much!!!!

- ren

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Kou thinks Azusa needs to get his life up so he puts shrooms in his hot sauce and that's how the apocalypse began

Yeah!!!!! And I’m still pissed!!!! How dare he!!!!!!! In my CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!TO MY BARE CHILD!!!!!!!!

-Rosie

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🅱️ucking Monikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

YA THATS MY GIRLFRIEND WE’RE AZUSA’S MOMS

-🅱️osie

[imaginesfromdiahell]

Headcanon that Subaru is Natsuki from Doki Doki Literature club

……oh my god………..

-Rosie

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I bet kou snorts crack

Well you’d bet right, probably, but don’t tell him I told you, He’ll Find Me,

-Rosie

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Imagine yuma accidentally taking lsd, then taking a dump and using the fertilizer and using it on his crops. Kou trips the fuck out and starts coming up with wild conspiracies

Uh??? Canon???

-Rosie