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Cana: Is it true that Natsu carried you all over town yesterday?

Lucy: Listen, it was wild. He came home steaming, literally and figuratively. Then he said "You gonna sit on my arm while we walk around." and he flexed and I sat on it. We went to city and he then just yells "Get Gemini out!" so I did. "Transform into Lucy" he yelled and Gemini did and he carried her on the other arm and we walked around for like 3 hours.

Cana: WOW! But why did he do that?

Lucy: I don't know!

Mirajane: Oh, I know why~

Cana and Lucy: WHY?

Mirajane: I told him he can't call himself a man if he can't hold the world in his arms. He came back and said "I HELD THE WORLD! TWICE, ONE ONE EACH ARM! TAKE THAT!"

Cana: Oh myyyyyyy Lu-lu~

Lucy: *blushing* That dummy...

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Hiro Mashima protagonists as cinnamon rolls

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: Natsu, Shiki, Rebecca, Weisz, Haru

looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: Gray, Musica

looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: Wendy, Lucy, Elie, Happy

looks like they could kill you and would actually kill you: Erza, Homura

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Natsu: I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Gray: You flirted with Lucy.

Natsu: So what? She’s my wife.

Gray: You asked her if she was single.

Gajeel: And cried when she said she wasn’t.

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Erza: When’s the last time anything went according to plan?

Lucy: I don’t think there was a last time.

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Juvia: What song do you think of when you see me?

Gray: Can’t help falling in love

Juvia: Aww Gray!!

Lucy: *turns to Natsu* What song do you think of when you see me?

Natsu:

Natsu: The jaws theme song…

Lucy:

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Natsu and Lucy texting before going to sleep

Natsu: One more pun, your the key to my Heartfilia

Lucy: Wow, your on fire

Natsu: …

Natsu: Marry Me

Lucy: What?

Natsu: What?

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Lucy: Would you slap your best friend in the face for two million Jewels?

Gray: I would roundhouse kick Natsu in the face for free.

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Natsu: Lucy?

Lucy: yes Natsu?

Natsu: what if I told you that I have a crush on you?

Lucy: I’d say we’ve been married for five years.

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Gajeel: You deserve a reward for dealing with me Levy.

Levy: You are my reward.

Natsu: You deserve a reward for dealing with me Lucy.

Lucy: Damn fucking right I do.

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How tf is Lucy weak?

Like literally season 3 is her bitch

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thank you adachitoka for the birthday gift 🙏🙏🙏

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thank you adachitoka for the birthday gift 🙏🙏🙏

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thank you adachitoka for the birthday gift 🙏🙏🙏

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Gajeel: You deserve a reward for dealing with me Levy.

Levy: You are my reward.

Natsu: You deserve a reward for dealing with me Lucy.

Lucy: Damn fucking right I do.

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The Magic Council: We’ve come to take you.

Gray: Hold on, let us ask Erza.

The Magic Council: That’s not ho-

Natsu: Well darn, she said no

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Erza: Why is Natsu screaming and doing push ups in front of Lucy's apartment.

Gray: I told him that she saw a guy doing 1000 push ups and was impressed.

Erza: She didn't though.

Gray: Exactly.

Natsu: 834! ARE YOU IMPRESSED YET! 835!

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Random arrogant guy: My girl is the fucking best I tell you, she cooks for me and it the hottest human being I ever seen.

Gajeel: *chuckles*

Guy: Oh? You think that's funny?! Do you have a girl?

Gray: Pipe your mouth, we all do.

Guy: Oh okay, well then tell me Mr. Fuzzhead, what makes yours so special.

Natsu: I start *clears throat* She is a spirit user mage, she has endured adventures with me even those far beyond her level at the beginning. She endured being kidnapped and beaten. She got a lot stronger though, I saw her summoning mini planets to attack people with and now she can use the spirit's power for herself while summoning them. She took care of me while I was unconscious and dying twice and she never ran away even when the situation looked bad.

Gray: *takes his shirt off* Mine is always by my side, she is the most loyal girl you ever meet. She has baked me cookies, cupcakes, cakes. She helped me ease my pain of losing my family by defeating a necromancer demon that used my father as a weapon. She stayed with me for 6 months and understood why I vanished for a secret mission. She even tried to sacrifice herself when the only option was "kill or be killed".

Gajeel: *eats a piece of iron and gulps it down* Even though I was a complete asshole at the beginning and I hurt her a lot. She accepted me in her life, she cares a lot for me. When I was nearly drowning she gave me air and when I fought alone she summoned iron for me to eat. She saw me nearly die in a vortex and wanted to jump in to save me. When we met again, Gihiii~, she kicked me and tackled me. She is a bookworm so she is probably one of the smarter ones you ever met.

Jellal: Nobody is tougher than mine. *Puts down his cup of tea* She had endured getting her eyes stabbed out and years of sadness because I was possessed and threw her away. When we met again she tried everything to help my memories back to normal. She even let me get arrested when I said that she should let me. It wasn't easy for her. What I heard, she got tortured and survived that. The guys are even scared of her because she is probably one of the most powerful girls out there.

Gray: Didn't she cut a meteor ones?

Jellal: Point proven.

Guy:...