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so i'm downstairs at like 3 am watching tv and i keep hearing weird noises, and my brain is insisting that i need a weapon for self-defense. my mom keeps her dumbbells in the same room.

If there is another person in my house, the last thing they're going to see is this ugly ass 13 year old holding a 15 pound dumbbell over their head like a fucking baseball bat with the intent to at least get them to fuck off.

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God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

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I am really sorry for those who had to learn this from me, but per an update on his GoFundMe, Billy Kametz has passed away after a fight with stage 4 cancer.

I hope all of you know, the outpouring of financial and emotional support touched him very deeply, per an update he himself left a few weeks ago. Even though I know this is not the outcome any of us would have wished for, the donations and outpouring of love made his final weeks as comfortable as they could have been.

His GoFundMe remains open. The funds there will finish paying off his medical bills on behalf of his parents and his partner, to relieve their financial burden, and then to a celebration of his life. Any remaining funds after that will go to find colon cancer research, per the wishes of his mother and father. If you have the means, please consider donating.

I will continue to share art of Ferdinand each day in his honor, at least for the next few weeks and months. And if any of you needs a place to talk, or to cry, my messages are always open.

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i got noise canceling headphones and they just ran out of battery (which is fair, i was using them for well over 24 hours with no breaks), and now everything's loud hELP-

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matsukawa: why there is a pentagram on the floor?

oikawa: you told me to satanize the room.

matsukawa: no, i said sanitize.

iwaizumi: *enters the room*

oikawa: OH NO, IT’S WORKING!

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Claude, aggressively throwing water bottles: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

Lysithea: Uh…

Hilda: He’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into all of us.

Claude: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Ignatz, crying: It’s working.

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Hilda: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.

Leonie: What baby?

Hilda: Me.

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Sylvain: I’m so useless.

Felix: No, you’re not.

Felix: You can be used as a bad example.

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Solon: Pull the lever, Kronya!

Kronya, pulling the lever:

Solon, falling down a trapdoor: WRONG LEVEEEER!

Solon, entering again: Why do we even have that lever?!

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Raphael: How tall are you?

Lysithea: Height is a social construct.

Claude: So you’re short.

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Manuela: For the love of Sothis, can you turn down that music!? I have a hangover!

Byleth, blasting the mii channel theme: That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Felix: If a villain got you, I’d hunt them down to the ends of the earth so they could face my wrath.

Dimitri: If you asked, I would kill evey person in this room without a second thought.

Sylvain, thoroughly disturbed and a little scared: You guys know normal couples don’t say these things to each other, right?

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Dimitri: IT’S OVER, EDELGARD! I will avenge the dead! I have dreamed of nothing else for years!

Edelgard: Boy, do you need a hobby.

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Edelgard: Hubert, I'm not sure why I have to say this, but standing there ominously doesn't count as socializing.

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Ingrid: Why are your tongues purple?

Sylvain: We had slushies. I had a red one.

Felix: I had a blue one.

Ingrid: …OH.

Dimitri:

Dimitri: You drank each other’s slushies?