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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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its 2:31am. im thinking about the fact that ive never met a woman who hasn’t been treated like shit by a man. u ever think about that? u ever think about the fact that its a defining experience of womanhood to be subjected 2 the cruelty of men? that every woman knows that fear, that pain, that anger, that sadness? nothin breaks my heart more than that

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A million miles away

Damn...I've been in Belgium for like a month and so many things happened! Like I went there to learn more about myself and well...I did learn a few things...I'm still bad at knowing the limits in a relationship (also why it's been 3 years since my last one) I think it's hard for me to understand that I still need to work on different levels to be better! Also it's also fun to be away from home without realizing I try different things and I grow up. Bref, je suis à des milliers de km de chez moi et je me sens perdu, mais content

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OMG

Done by Randy Conner at Amillion Tattoo in Austin, TX.

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By: Sow Ay

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Praise this

Bill Watterson is an insightful dude…

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This Zits comic from 1999 was 18 years a head of it’s time holy fuck

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@oulesloupscourent

What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

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Found Here

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Hi hooman

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Quotes 2.0

It's funny how you can start with a quote from a movie and just create a new one. Basically my friend and I started with: Get to the choppa! From Shwarzi... And ended up with... Shave a bear!

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Release the lions! And let the fighters kills one another! Claim the emperor

new idea: the hyper bowl

it’s like the super bowl but 

you have two football fields placed in a cross formation

four teams play at once 

whatever happens in the middle happens

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It's currently the Super Bowl and I'm only watching it for the food