I hate the feeling of recognizing
when I'm not wanted
when I'm too much
when my existence is burdensome
and I don't want to be this person
I don't want to feel this pain
and I certainly don't want to
feel this alone
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That be my reaction to that weirdo
Y'all.... I am fucking DONE!
I can't take it anymore.
The stupidity is terminal.
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Kitchen Nightmares is really just like
Owners: i don't know why my restaurant is failing. Chef Ramsey please help
Ramsey: hello i am Gordon Ramsay. How is the food
Owners: we have the best food
*food comes out*
Gordon: this is an alive rat
Owners: our customers love te alive rat. We have the best food. Every day they order the alive rat.
*dinner service*
Customer: oh my god this is an alive rat
Waitress: is everything okay?
Customer: no it's an alive rat
*food is sent back*
Owner: this has never happened before. Fuck you Gordon Ramsay you should just leave. People love the alive rat
*Gordon goes in the freezer*
Gordon: there are 25 molds unknown to science. The rats have set up a lab to study them. Blimey. Scientist rats. They've unionized.
*later*
Gordon: your food is bad
Owner: no!!!!!!!!
Gordon: yes
Owner: oh my god our food is bad
*remodel, menu change*
Owner: oh my god Gordon Ramsay you saved my life thank you so much
Gordon: promise never to serve alive rats again, yeah?
Owner: yes of course
*end of episode*
Gordon: ratatouille ammirite? *He walks away chuckling*
End card: the restaurant was shut down three months later because they went back to serving alive rats.
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who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
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Friendly reminder that just because you don’t like a piece of media doesn’t mean you should make people who like that media miserable and act like they are terrible people for liking something that you don’t
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maybe watching mr. meaty is a mistake but ENJOY THE FACE OF NIGHTMARES holding a giant turd sandwich..erm burrito
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that's one way to get milk
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