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I.M.P RP Blog. Millie. Moxxie. Blitz. and Loona. 18+. Mun is 30. Canon/OC/Etc friendly. Side blog to jeff-the-gnome-king.
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"'Well, there's definitely nothing and nobody better than me sweetheart. BUT! We can definitely get ourselves some bomb ass food.~"
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Blitz laughs, easily leading the way as they walked arm in arm. The image of confident and relaxed ease- and none of it an act at that! Pierre was saucy. He was funny. Definitely sore his sins on his sleeve- and that suited Blitz just fine! It meant the imp could be his overly sexual, dickish self without worry of being judged.
Pierre was so much fun. And genuinely wanted Blitz around for just Blitz. The imp really appreciated it-
@immediatexmurderxprofessionals (Blitz) "C'mon, French. When are ya gonna confess some feelings for me, huh?~"
He scoffed a laugh and shoved Blitzos face playfully. "Feelings? You must have me mistaken for some romantic type." He laughed as he folded his arms behind himself while he walked ahead of the other.
"I won't deny that I enjoy your company, if that's what you're looking for? I like having you around. You're fun in bed. I worry about you but I don't know about feelings."
He hadn't really given feelings for the imp much thought but Blitzo was basically mortal wasn't he? He'd eventually die or be killed...which he knew was a possibility for himself as well but there was a much different time frame between the two of them.
Pierre then tilted his head as he swung himself around to look at the other with a raised brow.
"What about you?"
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The imp was practically purring, in fact he was. Blitz so easily bought over by the agreement of something "soft" between them and the little cheek kiss. It was a small bit of returned affection- but it was returned affection!
He could totally roll with that! And laugh at the Frenchman's quip.
"Hey, wine and nachos?! I'm at LEAST worth, like, a whole feast! Not just some bar food!"
The imp puffs out in mock upset, squeezing Pierre's hand lightly in his.
"Hmph, let's go get some lunch otherwise you just might sell me to someone for a fuckin' corn chip.~"
@immediatexmurderxprofessionals (Blitz) "C'mon, French. When are ya gonna confess some feelings for me, huh?~"
He scoffed a laugh and shoved Blitzos face playfully. "Feelings? You must have me mistaken for some romantic type." He laughed as he folded his arms behind himself while he walked ahead of the other.
"I won't deny that I enjoy your company, if that's what you're looking for? I like having you around. You're fun in bed. I worry about you but I don't know about feelings."
He hadn't really given feelings for the imp much thought but Blitzo was basically mortal wasn't he? He'd eventually die or be killed...which he knew was a possibility for himself as well but there was a much different time frame between the two of them.
Pierre then tilted his head as he swung himself around to look at the other with a raised brow.
"What about you?"
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"Yyyeeaaahhhhh....don't care...."
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".....what tha fuck...?"
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Blitz laughs as the flea sinner pushes him off lightly, letting Pierre get some physical space. Spaded tail wagging all the while.
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"Aw, what? Playing coy with me unless I say something first?!~"
He teases lightly, grin only curling higher up at the ends.
"Well, I won't lie and say I ain't got a soft spot for ya.~"
Admitting that much wasn't showing himself to be a simp, right?
Right. It totally wasn't.
@immediatexmurderxprofessionals (Blitz) "C'mon, French. When are ya gonna confess some feelings for me, huh?~"
He scoffed a laugh and shoved Blitzos face playfully. "Feelings? You must have me mistaken for some romantic type." He laughed as he folded his arms behind himself while he walked ahead of the other.
"I won't deny that I enjoy your company, if that's what you're looking for? I like having you around. You're fun in bed. I worry about you but I don't know about feelings."
He hadn't really given feelings for the imp much thought but Blitzo was basically mortal wasn't he? He'd eventually die or be killed...which he knew was a possibility for himself as well but there was a much different time frame between the two of them.
Pierre then tilted his head as he swung himself around to look at the other with a raised brow.
"What about you?"
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Reach For The Stars
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noncon friendship
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1 SENTENCE STARTERS .
" no one can choose who they are in this world . "
" it's a beautiful day outside . "
" i thought you weren't coming today . "
" late again , i see . "
" your unique skillset might help a LOT on this assignment ! "
" you just keep doing your thing , ____ . "
" i'm sure everything will turn out fine ! "
" don't die . "
" you suz , you lose ! "
" uhhh . that's not very reassuring , huh . "
" let me tell you a secret . "
" quiet people piss me off . "
" you think just 'cause you don't say anything , i can't tell EXACTLY what you're thinking ? "
" don't act shocked . you know it's true . "
" how about i get expelled for some REAL carnage ? "
" how do you feel ... about losing your face ? "
" you've got a good mother . it'd be a shame to make her bury her child . "
" if you haven't gotten it by now ... your choices don't matter .
" let's go , freak . "
" that wasn't ENCOURAGEMENT , dumbass !! "
" god , can you walk any slower , or what ? "
" not used to walking around without someone holding your hand ? "
" is it me , or ... is it REALLY dark in there ? "
" why are you so scared ? "
" well , we've worked hard enough . "
" don't scare me like that , dumbass !! "
" we gotta find a way outta here . "
" YOU got us into this mess , YOU get us out ! "
" oh my god . never mind . you have NO idea where you're going . "
" oh , you're not dead . sweet . "
" do not be alarmed ... i am not your enemy . "
" i'm the bad guy ! "
" stay out of this ! "
" (melodramatically) i'll protect you with my life ! "
" it's ever so wonderful to meet you ! "
" i suppose it's just the two of us , then ... "
" i've been waiting here alone my whole life . "
" i hope we can be good friends . "
" would you like me to teach you how to fight ? "
" i've never hugged anyone before ... "
" your choices are important , too . "
" i knew you were a hero the moment i saw you . "
" ho ho ho ... if it isn't my favourite person . "
" psyche ! you're not even in my top FIVE favourite people !! "
" you fools ! you're too late to stop me ! "
" does it look pretty ... ? "
" can i have some of yours ? "
" let's just get this over with . "
" ah , clobbered guys . brings back memories . "
" why are you looking at me like that ?! "
" you REALLY think you know how to be SCARY ? "
" wannabe tough guys like you REALLY piss me off . "
" you wouldn't know scary if it picked you up and bit your face off . "
" puzzles are YOUR job . along with everything else i don't wanna do . "
" why are you asking ME ?! "
" i wanna be as scary as you ! "
" thanks for your feedback ! i'm really feeling scary ! "
" something EXTREMELY dangerous lies ahead ! "
" i can't go home at all because i'm so scared ! "
" yeah , yeah , i am pretty great , huh ? "
" not to downplay your contributions , but you ... didn't actually help at all . "
" that thing was BLOODTHIRSTY !!! "
" those guys were enemies . they're FOR terrorizing . "
" before that , you also ate an innocent person's cake ... "
" whether you like it or not , you're a hero . could you please start acting like one ? "
" from now on , i won't be such a rotten hero anymore . "
" ... i'll just be one of the BAD GUYS instead ! "
" you're going to be on MY team ? "
" so what's your , um , evil plan ? "
" have a little patience , please ... "
" watch your back . AND your front . "
" how's the evil scheming going ? "
" all i ate for breakfast was chalk ! "
" you really shouldn't of pissed me off , man . "
" my dark energy bends the rules of grammar ! "
" thank you so much , loser ! i was having trouble ! "
" all evil plans allocate for delicious treats . "
" are you sure you aren't evil ?! "
" NEVER do something someone else can do FOR you ! "
" am i at fault in any way ? "
" you're really amazing , you know that ... ? "
" we split up 'cuz i'm too EVIL for you . "
" WHAT'S with the lecture ?! "
" if you're jealous , you can be a bad guy , too ... "
" i know the forest like the back of my hand ! "
" i have no idea where i'm going . "
" i'm lost and confused !! "
" bad guys gotta look out for each other . "
" anyone that gets in my way ... gets crushed into dust . "
" you'll have to do what i say ! my wish is YOUR command !!!
" DON'T expect me to do anything but FIGHT . "
" i'm still hungry . "
" it's like nothing i eat here matters . "
" thank you for sharing ! you're a good friend !!! "
" i'm still boost from the juice !!! "
" why are you acting so weird ?! "
" ... what's that green stuff around your mouth ? "
" don't expect me to feel guilty ... when they have to clean you off the floor . "
" if you don't get out of the way ... i'll kill you . "
" why aren't you fighting back ... ? "
" ... you think i CARE ? "
" are we still friends ? "
" yeah , yeah . don't push your luck . "
" what the hell ? your prison cell gets MOSS !? "
" you're more about , uh , grovelling like a total loser . "
" if you tell me what to do ... i'll listen to you . "
" i'm counting on you , ok ? "
" there must be a peaceful solution to all this . "
" oh , spare me the heroics . "
" get away . from my . friend . "
" let's go back there tomorrow , alright ? "
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ethel cain : preacher's daughter album ... sentence starters
tw for religious themes, violence, some sexual themes, and death
"I am the face of love's rage."
"Tell me, what have you done?"
"You'd do wеll to say yes to me."
"I'm tired of you, still tied to me."
"Hold me across every state line."
"Please don't love how I need you."
"You were my man and I, your girl."
"I tried to be good. Am I no good?"
"What fear a man like you brings…"
"I've killed before and I'll kill, again."
"I'm crying only because I'm happy."
"I'd hold the gun if you asked me to."
"I don't need anything from anyone."
"Stop, stop, stop, make it stop, stop-!"
"I forgive it all as it comes back to me."
"Can I be yours? Just tell me I'm yours."
"Baby, don't run, I'll take you anywhere."
"I am poison in the water and unhappy."
"The fates already fucked me sideways."
"I can't let go when something's broken."
"I'm so alone out here without you, baby."
"And if you hate me, please don't tell me."
"I am here, now, as you run from me, still."
"I'd kill myself to hold you one more time."
"I'm hiding from something I cannot stop."
"Why do I feel alone in this room with you?"
"I'm just a child, but I'm not above violence."
"God loves you, but not enough to save you."
"No one left to leave and no one left to love."
"Putting too much faith in the make-believe."
"Just give it one more day, then you'rе done."
"But he'll never escape what he's made up of."
"How funny, I never considered myself tough."
"'Cause lovе's out there and I can't leave it be."
"It's just not my year, but I'm all good out here."
"I'm happier here 'cause he told me I should be."
"I should have known that there's no getting in."
"All that's left are your walls and you'll die there."
"Say what you want, but say it like you mean it."
"So, baby girl, good luck taking care of yourself."
"But he wanted to go, so maybe it was his fault."
"He'll scream and try to wash it off of his fingers."
"Please don't look at me. I can see it in your eyes."
"Run then, child... you can't hide from me forever."
"Another red heart taken by the American dream."
"Jesus, if you're listening, let me handle my liquor."
"So take me down to the river and bathe me clean."
"I'm doing what I want and damn, I'm doing it well."
"He's cold-blooded, so it takes more time to bleed."
"Then leavе me hanging so they all can laugh at me."
"I'm sorry if I seemed off, but I was probably wasted."
"Trouble's always gonna find you, baby. But, so will I."
"I thought good guys get to be happy. I'm not happy."
"It's something they all want, that only you can have."
"If they strike once, then you just hit 'em twice as hard."
"You told me even if we died tonight, that I'd die yours."
"You were the only one I was never scared to tell I hurt."
"I never blamed you for loving me the way that you did."
"I was there in the dark when you spilled your first blood."
"I thought that you were so beautiful, it was love, I guess."
"I hate this story where happiness ends and dies with you."
"I don't want him to worry, always wondering if I'm alright."
"He'll laugh and say, 'You know I raised you bеtter than this'."
"Says he's in love with my body, that's why he's fucking it up."
"But if you love me like you say you do, would you ask me to?"
"We all know how it goes: the more it hurts, the less it shows."
"I watched him show his love through shades of black and blue."
"These crosses all over my body remind me of who I used to be."
"Tell me a story about how it ends, where you're still the good guy."
"But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me…"
"And Christ forgive these bones I'm hiding from no one successfully."
"I just hope you're doing fine out there, I just pray that you're all right."
"Don't think about it too hard, or you'll never sleep a wink at night, again."
"I am no good nor evil, simply I am, and I have come to take what is mine."
"I'm never gonna leave you, baby, even if you lose what's left of your mind."
"Show me how much I mean to you, while I'm lying in these sheets undressed."
"Jesus can always reject his father… But he cannot escape his mother's blood."
"You were my whole world… But then the day came and you were up and gone."
"'Cause for the first time since I was a child, I could see a man who wasn't angry."
"It hurts to miss you. But it's worse to know that I'm the reason you won't come home."
"You poor thing… sweet, mourning lamb, there's nothing you can do. It's already been done."
"Honey, love's never meant much to me. But I'll come with you if you're sure it's what you need."
"'Cause in your pickup truck with all of your dumb luck is the only place I think I'd ever wanna be."
"You know, I still wait at the edge of town, praying straight to God that maybe you’ll come back around."
"They say heaven hath no fury like a woman scorned... And baby, hell don't scare me, I've been times before."
"But in the end, if I bend under the weight that they gave me, then this heart would break and fall as twice as far."
""But I always knew that in the end no one was coming to save me… So I just prayed, and I keep praying, and praying, and praying."
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Doctor Who — Blink  {Sentence Starters}
“Don’t look at me.”
“Will you have a drink with me?“
“This is sick. This is totally sick.“
“Because life is short and you are hot.“
“I love old things. They make me feel sad.“
“Please, you need to take this. I promised.“
“I’ll stay… I’m going to stay with you, okay?“
“Okay, that was weird. Like you can hear me.“
“Bit freaked. Need to talk. Making you a coffee.“
“Don’t feel sorry for me. I have led a good and full life.“
“Look, some things you never find out. And that’s okay.“
“Are you following me? Are you going to stop following me?”
“They were upstairs before, but I think I heard them moving.“
“It’s all a bit complicated. I’m not sure I understand it myself.”
“Okay, let’s investigate! You and me, girl investigators. Love it!”
“Yeah, people don’t understand time. It’s not what you think it is.“
“Who’d come here? …What are you doing? It could be a burglar!”
“We found that there, too. Somebody’s idea of a joke, I suppose.“
“They’re coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this.”
“Don’t turn your back, don’t look away, and don’t blink. Good luck.”
“Things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard.”
“I’m sorry, I feel really stupid, but I was told to make absolutely sure.”
“Hope he’s not lying, because I don’t see how else we’re getting out.“
“But, that’s not the big question. See, you’re missing the big question.“
“My God, it’s you. It really is you. Oh, you don’t remember me, do you?“
“I’ve had enough, now. I’ve had a long day and I’ve had bloody enough!“
“It’s one in the morning. Do you think I’m coming round at one in the morning?”
“Sorry, bit of a rush. There’s a sort of thing happening. Fairly important we stop it.“
“I don’t know what you’re going to say to him, but I know you’ll think of something.“
“Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe.“
“How did he know I was coming here? I didn’t tell anyone. How could anyone have known?“
“I’m clever and I’m listening. And don’t patronise me because people have died, and I’m not happy.“
“But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.”
“It goes ding when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at thirty paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens.“
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I present to you all...The King of Pride! 👑🍎
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these outfits were so beautiful, had to draw them 💞
Don’t use without permission, don’t repost, please. Ok to reblog! Thank you! 💛
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BESTIE ERA! I'm impatiently awaiting their B plot hijinks
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Curious Sentences, Vol. 5
(Sentences from various sources for muses that are curious about each other. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"This doesn't seem to be bothering you. Why is that?"
"Will you be offended if I ask you something?"
"What are you doing sitting here all by yourself?"
"You must have been scared of something when you were young?"
"I take it you have never been in love?"
"Do you think we're reunited with loved ones when we die?"
"Are there others like you?"
"Do you carry a knife everywhere now?"
"If you only had one day to live, what would you do?"
"If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?"
"If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?"
"So, what are you running from?"
"What's your favourite book? You do read, right?"
"Could I have ever understood you?"
"Why do you want to be boring?"
"Have you ever been kissed by a man?"
"Why can't you go home? What happened to you there?"
"Why do you wear those gloves?"
"Not fond of eye contact, are you?"
"Do you ever think of me?"
"Do you find me unsettling?"
"How is it you seem to know more than I do?"
"Don't you want life to be exciting?"
"What do you want more than anything?"
"Who is he to you that makes you want to risk everything for him?"
"Is it all mankind you despise, or just men?"
"Tell me, would you ever say "stop" to me?""
"You have an interesting accent. Where are you from exactly?"
"How many hearts have you broken in your life?"
"Do you have a family?"
"What's that supposed to do?"
"Haven't you ever done anything stupid just for fun?"
"What were you like as a young man?"
"What do you want from your life, anyway?"
"Why are you so afraid to succeed?"
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YEEEEEEEE I CANT WAIT TO SEE THEM ALL TOGETHER! I WANT IT TO BE AN HOUR LONG EPPPPP! PLEASEEEEE
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Def gonna abuse this gif 🤣
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Lmao even Blitz knows
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