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by @ syltertober on tiktok

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KEANU REEVES AS FAMOUS LESBIANS

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I’m actively screaming at my phone

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Shane's shirt looked kind of familiar

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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

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YES

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UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

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brb gotta go darken my clothes and strike a violent pose

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girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

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This is the plot of calamity Jane

not to be a lesbian on main but I want to be in the Old West and make meals for the cowhands when they come home and when the toughest most badass cowgirl comes to grab her serving I look at her calloused hands and see a deep gash so I immediately go bandage her up even though she protests it’s just a scratch and I rip off some of my petticoat to make a bandage and she looks away blushing and as I tie it firmly around the wound I tell her she has to be more careful because it would be a damn shame to lose those hands of hers around here and she blushes again but she maintains eye contact this time and keeps her hand in mine and softly says “yes ma’am”