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imagine having sex and your safe word is sea cucumber

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I feel like I should have a separate site for shitposting towards Rick and Morty

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canonically just dumped soup all over the floor

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what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

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imagine if Haibara suddenly asking Shinichi about his sex life with Kaito like,, imagine her smug face and how entertained she is at Shinichi's uncomfortable face

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Making re-runs fun.

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something that might've happened tbh

BUT IMAGINE KILLUA AND GON DOING IMPERSONATIONS OF EACH OTHER LIKE GON JUST THROWING DOWN “b-baka!!!!” WHENEVER KILLUA IS PISSING HIM OFF AND KILLUA RETALIATES WITH SHOUJO-SPARKLY EYES AND ANNOUNCING “LET’S GO ON AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!” AND BLOWING A HOLE INTO A WALL

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How well do you know your lover? KaiShin ver.

Host: Kudo, what are some things Kuroba brings when you two go out?

Shinichi: Well, he brings stuff for magic tricks but you won't really notice. But mostly a deck of cards, lock picks—

Kaito: a bottle of lube

Shinichi: W-what—

Kaito: L U B E .

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“I won’t leave Gon behind.”

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OMG THIS IS PRECIOUS

it’s killua’s birthday <3

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me??? gay???? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA—

yes.

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"Who do you ship with Conan/Shinichi? Ran or Haibara?"

Them: RANNNNNNNNNNN! HAIBARAAAAAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Me:

Me: Kaito.

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History Class...

Teacher: After Empress Ma's death, Tai-tsu became depressed. Since there was no psychologists in the ancient times, he wasn't cured from it. And after he 'recovered', he suddenly acted differently from before and became paranoid and cruel. Now, who has experience being depressed?

Me: *sweats nervously*

Classmate: *points at me*

Almost everyone in class: *looks at me*

Me: ...shit

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Oh yes Conan, there it goes again

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My life, apparently

Me: *crawls out from a pile of yaoi fics and DJs* Finally! Farewell!

New Yaoi fic: *pops out of nowhere*

Me: Oh no--

New Yaoi fic: Ohohoho~! Surprise bitch.

Me: *grabs fic and reads* Dammit.

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