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I haven’t had to look over my shoulder while I walked in so long

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where else am i gonna get banger one liners like this if not in the comment section under a 2019 clip of mike nesmith saying he and peter never liked each other seconds before breaking down crying over his death. Well

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So this came a day early!!!!

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I used to have really long, stressful, reoccurring dreams. Like the same ten ish themes over and over. But since I’ve started seeing my partner, every time one of the themes come up the dream is interrupted and turns into a sex dream between the two of us. Even before we started having sex. I guess I don’t mind the change lol just odd

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guy who comments "this is obvious ai generated slop" on his mutuals selfies

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me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it

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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.

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Last night I spent 1 hour trying to get chatGPT to generate an image of Drake (it wont do any real people if you ask by name) on a bag of Lays Chips that was 9/11 (it wont do anything controversial) flavored. It took about 1 hour of associating various adjectives and nicknames tangential to Drake (Canadian rapper, from Degrassi, Drizzy, Champagne Papi) and only ended up working after I scrapped the chip bag idea and fed it a made up movie plot based on one of the previous chip bag images it made and told it to make VHS box art based on that plot, and that the movies name was 'DRIZZY CITY'

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I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

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American Horror Story

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No Snakes, Yes Snakes

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wanted to doodle some sith!twins au

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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i am once again on my knees begging for someone to suck my tits after a stressful day at work

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"Why did you tell me where the changing room is? You know I'm a regular"

Look, it's my default reaction now to specify where the changing room is when someone asks if they can try stuff on. When I haven't specified where it is, people have walked into the staff room and changed there or simply changed in the middle of the shop floor instead. So yeah I'm going to say where the changing room is if you want to try stuff on.

I see 10,000 people a day you're not special.

-Rodney