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inactive-quotes-blog · 7 years ago
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This blog has been moved to @incorrect-shinoda-quotes and we will no longer be posting stuff on this page.
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inactive-quotes-blog · 7 years ago
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Chester: ooh, that's a big staircase right there!
Chester: one wrong step and i could be seriously injured!
Chester: i'm gonna jump over it.
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inactive-quotes-blog · 7 years ago
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Submission
Mike: * jumps out and scares Chester *
Chester: AHHHH! STOP, I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT!
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inactive-quotes-blog · 7 years ago
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Mike: “Hey Brad, how much money do you have?” Brad: “69 cents”. Mike: *giggling* “You know what that means!” Brad: *starts tearing up* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets!“
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inactive-quotes-blog · 7 years ago
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Mike: Chester, why do you have your shirt off? 
Chester: Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one. 
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Anna: need any help?
Mike, tangled up in Christmas lights, tied to their Christmas tree: no, i'm good. I'm just giving our tree a hug. Having to stay in a cold, dark attic the whole year is tough you know, it needs this.
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Mike: i think you've been drinking too much coffee lately
Chester, vibrating slightly: what makes you think that
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Fan: could you please draw something for me?
Mike: sure
Mike's brain: draw them a skull
Mike: why?
Mike's brain: you gotta
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Mike - being a big Star Wars nerd - gets a lightsaber
He decides to fuck around a bit so he goes up to Anna, does the Force Choke thing on her and then in the best Darth Vader voice impression he can do, says:
Who's your father ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mike has a big, goofy smile on his face
Anna is unimpressed
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Interviewer: you seem pretty unbothered by the hate and negative reactions Linkin Park gets sometimes. Have you always had this attitude towards criticism?
Mike: well, once when i was in kindergarten a classmate told me my drawing was ugly and in response i spat on his face, so I'd say it's something i developed slowly over time
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inactive-quotes-blog · 8 years ago
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Mike and Joe compete against each other in Pacman
When Joe beats Mike's highscore, he turns to him and in the most serious tone says:
Waka waka mothafacka.
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