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#nah his gay ass was totally up to the assignment

max understood the assignment

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#toto is trying to make max like him by shiping lestappen #thats my hot take

toto is a secret lestappie???

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#my homie has taste

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my delulu ahh is “fuck him 🫦”

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one of my fav lores in the f1 history is teen max traumatizing the shit of nico lmao 💀

LMAO NOT NICO SAYING MAX TRAUMATIZED AND SCARRED THE MCLAREN DRIVERS

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「请求支援」

Police Officer!Max Verstappen/Detective!Charles Leclerc

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happy new year to everyone who's brave enough to rpf the shit out of these ridiculously rich men going vroom vroom in circles! let's all be even more happy and delusional in 2025 💝

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random person *trying to flirt with max*:so can you tell me your number? 😉

max*i've been in love with charles leclerc since i was a kid* verstappen: umm...... 1? you're an f1 fan, shouldn't you know about this?

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average lestappen interaction

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in Alonso we trust

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even las vegas (the pig circuit) is dissing him 💀

the sphere doing this when perez got knocked out in Q1 SCREAM WHY????

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Anyone: *Talks shit about Charles*

Max: I'm sorry, what language are you speaking?

Them: Uhh, English?

Max: Really?

Max: Because to me it sounded a lot like bullshit

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mf did not just forgot the inchident, but also forgot max’s junior career was basically in f1

did lando forget charles and max were beefing from their first year in top teams??

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so… maybe the f1 la tried to tell us smth

las vegas needs to stay on the f1 calendar just long enough for someone in the driver lineup to get drunk and married

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as i believe mark still wakes up yelling “multi 21, seb! multi 21!”

i fully believe oscar wakes up from a nightmare yelling ‘swap position’

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pretty sure they broke cuz of carlos lmao

williams is so broke they might not even be able to run two cars in vegas…HOW ARE THEY ABLE TO AFFORD CARLOS??!