She/her, queer/ace-spectrum, autistic, biracial (Chinese/white Wonder Bread). I am old enough to remember seeing ads for Buffy the Vampire Slayer on the WB. Romantically involved in business with @toriasimmons. I yell about TV a lot, for good or ill. Currently stuck in Marvel/MCU fandom, also Dimension 20/Dropout, Locked Tomb, Terminator: Dark Fate, The Magnus Archives, and bizarre shitposts. My superpower is finding f/f couples despite all odds. #eeltrash #StandOnTopOfWard
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The Vietnam War was wrong and cruel
The Iraq War was wrong and creul
And this war shall be shown by history to have been wrong and cruel as well
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Fandom question:
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STOP LINKING ATTRACTIVENESS WITH MORALITY (“notice how the person with the bad opinion is ugly?”)
STOP LINKING WEIGHT WITH MORALITY (“lmao look how fit all the people with Good Opinion are, Person I Hate is Fat”)
STOP LINKING AGE WITH MORALITY (“people with Good Opinion just don’t age I swear!”)
STOP LINKING HEALTH WITH MORALITY (“Well xyz health problem is what Person I Hate gets for being shitty!”)
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
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SON MISTAKE: In teaching my cat son boy the command "out"- intended to mean, "emerge from the enclosed space"- I have unwittingly trained him to understand that if I open a box, cupboard, cabinet, or fridge in his presence, he need only rush inside and stay there, firmly planted with his wide wet baby eyes, and he will surely be granted the opportunity to earn a delightful little treat
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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney
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season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -
A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending
B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning
C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole
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Everyone shut up! It’s the ten year anniversary

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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming
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(watching ianthe and coronabeth tridentarius walk into a room) well well well, aren't those the scissor sisters,
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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palamedes sextus was so real for writing an insane sequel to a shitty erotica book on the walls of his fucked up little river bubble prison. nothing else going on in there, just the same awful romance novel on repeat 600 times and his own little silly headcanons scrawled all over the nearest surface. outside there’s a million screaming ghosts and the only way to stay sane is to hyperanalyze the same story for eight months. that’s literally exactly what it feels like. he gets it
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IMAGINE ME & YOU (2005) dir. Ol Parker
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Today I saw a pic of a baby cowbird next 2 its nest "parent" and it was so much bigger!!!!! Which is the sort of thing that gets normal people upset about the injustice of nest parasitism but makes *me* worry if baby cowbirds get bird dysmorphia
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