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Benny:Ma, what are you doing?

Mrs Sharp:Cooking.

If I wait for you to take me, I'll starve to death.

Benny: You're making me feel guilty.

Mrs Sharp: I know.

It's mother's day.

You celebrate your way, I'll celebrate mine

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Benny's s Mother: Where's fancy wine? He's hiding from me, isn't he? He always hides from me. The little monkey hates me!

Offscreen: Oh, don't be silly, Doc is crazy about you.

Champagne: Don't lie to your grandmother! It's a sin!

offscreen: I mean, he's not CRAZY about you, but he's very, very fond of you.

Off screen, you mispronounce fear. This man is terrified, and he has good reason to

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Waru: I pray that everyone that dies goes to hell no matter what

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Harold: Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic

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Alexis: why are you acting so weird

Benny: I'm the team crazy guy that's my job

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Astra: If we were in prison you all would be like my bitches.

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Alexis: When I die, I want the other sharp gang members to lower me into the ground so they can let me down one last time.

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more quotes I found that fit Harold

Eloise: asks for something

Harold: oh I’m sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something

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Harold: I had a father but never a dad

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Kayla: GO TO HELL

Harold: oh honey, where do you think I came from

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Harold:I’m not fragile like a flower

Dresden:…….

Harold:I’m fragile like a bomb

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more of a meme but-

ludum: something feels like it's missing......

harold: good morals, a moral compass?

ludum:those are unnecessary  

idk where this is from but i think it fits

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Ludum: Another spy! Tell me, was anyone at my school actually there to LEARN?

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Benny: What happened when the thief shoplifted a calendar?

Benny: He got 12 months .

Alexis: Crime isn’t a JOKE !

Harold: And yet my trial was

HAROLD NO-

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Alexis: If you took a shot for every mistake you ever made, how drunk would you be

Sterling: A little Tipsy

Champagne: Drunk

Benny: wasted

Astra: Dead, I'd be dead

I was playing to post this on here eventually since you showed it to me

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Benny: "Have you seen my boyfriend?"

Archibald: Isn't that him right next to you

Benny: Yeah, but have you seen him? He's gorgeous

Hun ask and submit our different things but I do like this quote

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Benny: I'm worried that when you become rich and famous you'll be embarrassed by me

Champagne: oh Benny I'm already embarrassed by you

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Tayrun: All right, I'm not stupid. You're saying that humans need fantasies to make life bearable.

Toralei: No. Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape.

Tayrun: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers?

Toralei: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe the little lies.

Tayrun: So we can believe the big ones?

Toralei: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.

Tayrun: They're not the same at all!

Toralei: You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and THEN show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet... you try to act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.

Tayrun: But people have got to believe that, or what's the point?

Toralei: You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can they become?

[they both watch the sun rise]

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Champagne: the day I need your help in the kitchen is the day I stop cooking

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

Thought I would make this post more interesting with an incorrect quote and since it's the holidays may as well do a Christmas one

Jake: I got to get Sterling a lousy tie