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But a PJO Royalty/Olden-Days AU 

Where Zeus is King of Olympus

But everyone knows that Princess Thalia and Prince Jason were not born of his queen, Hera 

Duke Poseidon is Captain of the Navy, and tries to stay away from his brother’s dramas 

But his son, Percy, is well-known for his strength and bravery and keeps getting called on 

And Duke Hades is just done 

He lives as far away from the castle as possible 

But his children, Nico and Hazel, live in the castle 

He had another daughter, Bianca, but she died of illness a couple of years back 

Zeus’ advisor, Athena, is well known for her intelligence, but also her coldness and detachedness 

Her daughter, Annabeth, tries to copy her, but is too full of energy 

Bellona and Ares are co-incharge of the army 

But while they have a rivalry, Reyna and Frank, their respective children, get along very well 

Ares’ daughter, Clarisse, stays clear of them both 

Hermes is the messenger 

He has twins, Conner and Travis, who are full of life and are loved by the court 

But his eldest son, Luke, is known for being bitter and hating the monarchy system 

Aphrodite is a wealthy lady, and cousin to the king- so she lives in the castle 

She’s followed around everywhere by her handmaidens: Silena, Drew, Piper and Lacy

Apollo is both the healer and the court entertainer 

And has so many children, all by different woman 

The most notable is Will, who has noticeable talent as a healer

Pan is that traveling nature-man who Grover adores 

Artemis runs a gang of girls who are done with the patriarchal system

They are rivalled only by the army set up by Bellona’s eldest daughter, Hylla 

Demeter is a prominent farmer and is in charge of the country’s produce 

But her daughter, Meg, runs havoc throughout the castle 

Hephaestus runs the forges and armoury 

His son, Leo, will take over someday and, though he is a trouble-maker, is amazing 

Posiedon’s son, Tyson, also has a passion for the forges 

Dionysius is that one drunk guy that no one likes 

Chiron is the tutor Zeus’ children, but tutors the other children in the castle, too 

And over the sea there is that warring-country of Valhalla 

And no one is ever quite sure what goes over in the pyramid-land. They don’t even know its name. 

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This is probably the only time I’ve actually sorted, or think that a main character belongs in the badger house.

Sorry for any wrong grammar! Anyway, an anon asked what Hogwarts house would Percy, Annabeth and Nico be. I wasn’t sure of Nico and Annabeth yet, but I am with Percy.

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Gob, at 3AM: Why are any of us here, really?

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Maeby: What should we do know? We have some time to kill.

George Micheal: [visibly worried] W-who would we even kill?