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I love these two lmaoooo

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Recently re-read this series. So glad i did :) <3

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t4t is beautiful

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"Timeloop", "Yuri", "Polycule".

sounds like a romance manga's plot.

(somebody write that down)

The first three words you see will manifest in 2025.

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I love every second of her appearance

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💜Leviathan 💜🌓🎭

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How NOT To Draw: Grunkle Stan!

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Two years?! I’m in!

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THEY'RE JUST SO GODDAMN CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OMFG <3

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Odysseus' visit.

*in the Underworld*

Odysseus: *around the Elysseum*

Hermes: Hey, Odysseus!

Odysseus: Hermes?

Hermes: long time no see, man! How's afterlife treating you?

Odysseus: not bad, i suppose...

Hermes: good, good. Hey, i just picked up a shade and she INSISTED in seeing you.

Odysseus: really?

Hermes: yeah. She said she was re-dying to meet the "love of her life".

Odysseus: could it be... Penelope?

Calypso: YOOHOO! ODYYY!!! <3

Odysseus: oh, gods, no... not the crazy one...

Calypso: *tackle hugs him* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE! <3

Odysseus: Calypso, what are YOU doing here? Aren't you supposed to be immortal?

Calypso: oh, i missed you so much after you left that i just couldn't take it anymore, so i ended myself.

Calypso: *hugs him harder* I never thought i'd meet you here so soon!

Odysseus: this is bad... this is REALLY bad...

Odysseus: how am i going to explain this to Penelope when she gets here?!

Hermes: yeah... actually... i wouldn't need to worry about that.

Odysseus: what do you mean?...

Hermes: well, remember that lad that killed you?

Odysseus: yes?...

Hermes: well, he actually was Telegonus, your OTHER son...

Odysseus: wait... you mean Circe's son?

Calypso: hold on. Who's Circe?... *gasp* There was ANOTHER ONE other than your wife before ME?!

Calypso: oh well, no matter. I forgive you <3

Odysseus: Hermes, could you go on, pelase?...

Hermes: yeah, the thing is... he panicked so hard after learning he killed, well, YOU, that he brought your son and wife to Circe along with your dead body trying to resurect it... didn't work.

Hermes: BUT... she made them immortal like her in compensation. So... you'll probably never gonna see them here.

Odysseus: hold on... you're telling me, that my family from Ithaca has met my former lover and her son?...

Hermes: oh, yeah. That was such a drama when it started, but dont worry. Telemachus ended up marrying Circe and Telegonus married Penelope, so everything's fine now.

Calypso: oh! So it's a happy ending then!

Odysseus: is it...?

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I don't know if you've been asked this before, but what makes you like 'There Are Other Ways' so much?

circe

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Question for Aphrodite: who's better in bed? Ares or Hephaestus?

Aphrodite: well... sex with Hades was... intense.

Aphrodite: i mean, he was so rough and passionate and had that hunky warrior's body, which was so hot, but also kinda... sloppy... sometimes...

Aphrodite: Hephaestus on the other hand, well... we had some trouble at the beggining.

Aphrodite: since he was much less experienced and there was not much he could do without his prostetics, i ended up having to do most of the job.

Aphrodite: BUUUT, then he started to figure out some new and creative ways for us to enjoy toguether and kept working on making them more efficient and pleasing.

Aphrodite: it's not perfect and not as exciting, but... it is something i'm more than willing to stick with <3

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Thinking about them.

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Steamy work.

Hephaestus: *working at his forge, shirtless*

Hephaestus: *his sweaty body is actually pretty fit due to his role as a blacksmith*

Hephaestus: *strikes the red hot metal with precission in the right spots to shape it*

Hephaestus: *then starts working on the details, the small delicate parts, crafting the decorations using his prostetic arm*

Hephaestus: *then cools down the piece and removes her work glasses* ufff, all done!

Hephaestus: *turns around* BTW, 'Dite. Are you sure you want to stay at the forge? I know its pretty hot in here...

Aphrodite: *watching him work, wearing sunglasses and enjoying a cool drink* that's the way i like it~

Hephaestus: ???

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Tiresias' lament.

Tiresias: *singing* I see a song of past romance. I see the sacrifice of man. I see portrayals of betrayal and a brother's final stand...

*meanwhile*

Hades and Persephone: *whatching with some binnoculars from some bushes*

Hades: um... why are we intruding in the Elysium again?

Persephone: tsssss. I wanna hear the rest of the song...

Tiresias: i see a man who gets to make it home alive! But it's no longer youuuuuu...

Persephone: gasp! *eating popcorn*

(Guess who got really into Epic the musical)

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A professional fencer gets isekai’d into a medieval fantasy world. Almost everyone has sword magic but their form is awful and their strikes leave too many openings