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Karlach on Monday: [Glues a dime to the sidewalk] Heh heh heh.

Karlach on Wednesday: [Walking down the street] Ooh, hey! A dime!

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"I identify as a threat. My pronouns are try/me."

-Lae'zel

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Darling 🥀

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Karlach, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!

Shadowheart, not looking up from her book: Really? Lae’zel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

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Wyll: So, what’s Karlach’s type?

Astarion: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, dog lover.

Wyll: Ha! Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Astarion: Did I mention oblivious?

Wyll: Yeah, why?

Astarion: Okay, just making sure.

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[Wyll telling a story]

Karlach: Wow, Wyll, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Gale: Romance?

Karlach: I have a crush on him :)

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Be Normal about Elves.

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Lae’zel: If I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me.

Astarion: From what

Lae’zel: nobody would be able to stop me

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astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow

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Lae’zel: Are you ready to commit?

Astarion: Like a crime or a relationship?

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Karlach: When Freud said bisexuality is what happens when you don’t fully develop a brain he was right and I am proof.

Astarion: Freud is a little bitch, my idiocy doesn’t have anything to do with my bisexuality and all to do with my own hubris.

Wyll: I get offended when Freud says I’m a dumbass because I’m bi, because I feel like he’s overlooking all the other perfectly valid reasons I’m a dumbass.

Lae’zel: I’m going to be a smart bi just to flex on Freud.

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Wyll: So, what did we learn?

Karlach: I dunno. Nothing?

Astarion: I guess we learned not to do it again. I’m fucked if I know what we did, though.

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Karlach: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Wyll: It was autocorrect.

Karlach: Autocorrect wrote ‘you’re so hot, please step on me’?

Wyll:

Wyll: Yes.