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Hagumi: Good night.

Kokoro: Sleep tight.

Hagumi: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

Kokoro: Tonight.

Hagumi: Imma fight.

Kokoro: Til I see the sunlight.

Hagumi: Tik tok!

Kokoro: On the clock!

Hagumi: But the party don't stop!

Kokoro: OH OH OH OHHH!

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Yukina: I don't like what I'm seeing, and I've come to offer some friendly advice.

CHU2: I don't want your advice.

Yukina: Then consider it unfriendly advice.

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Ran: Hey. I'm sorry for what I said earlier.

Tomoe: How did you get into my room?

Ran: I'm not here to discuss your lack of home security. I'm here to apologize.

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Hina: Do you want to hear a joke?

Sayo: Not really.

Hina: Yes you do, okay here it goes...

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Tsugumi: You… You… You rude person!

Moca: Whoa, go easy on her, Tsugu.

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Tomoe: We're gonna stop Saya's wedding! Using the power of…

Ako: Friendship!

Tomoe: Harmony!

Ako: Incredible violence!

Tomoe: And love!

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Eve: I have some good news and some bad news.

Chisato: What's the good news?

Eve: The airbags in our car work perfectly.

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Lisa: Every Friday, Moca and I eat dinner together and I make stir fry. You know what we call it?

Yukina: Stir Fryday?

Lisa: That's… actually way better.

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Sayo: I've never had a real friend before.

Tsugumi: I'll be your friend.

Sayo:

Sayo: I've also never had a girlfriend.

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Kasumi: If you don't draw sunglasses on the sun, then fuck you.

Arisa: BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

Kasumi: FUCK YOU.

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Kaoru: You have beautiful eyes.

Chisato: I have beautiful everything, step up your game.

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Tomoe: You know who's beautiful?

Himari: Kaoru-senpai.

Tomoe: I was gonna say you, but I respect that opinion.

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Yukina: We need to make some major budget changes this year.

Ako: I have a question.

Yukina: Your Club Penguin account will remain untouched.

Ako: I withdraw my question.

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Aya: ACHOO!

Maya, from under the couch: Bless you.

Aya: … God?

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Tsugumi: Moca-chan told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”. So I’m going to go get it, girl.

Himari: Get what?

Tsugumi: Unclear. I’ll get everything just to be safe.

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Misaki: Kokoro will come up with a plan.

Kanon: Well that’s good, right?

Misaki: It’s possible you’re not recalling some of her previous plans.

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Aya: Okay so after a quick scan of her Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest and Instagram, here’s what I know.

Maya: Privacy is dead?