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Xan: I find you rather annoying at times.
Eldoth: I find nothing about you. Because you are nothing.
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Shar-Teel, to Skie: Hits you once, hit him back. Hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls.
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“I’m a hard pillow hard mattress man. I don’t want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that’s lying and I don’t like liars.”
-Ajantis, probably
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Cernd: And what do we do when we feel like this?
Nalia: Identify the oppressive social systems responsible and then dismantle the fuck out of them.
Cernd: Oh yeah that’s way better than what I was going to say.
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Coran: I know you have feelings for me.
Safana: Well if you know that, then just cling to that.
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Skie: Look what I found! I took the liberty of picking the lock.
Imoen: *smirks* I taught you well.
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Jaheira: Where did Imoen go?
Charname: She went to a wrestling event.
Jaheira: She went to watch wrestling?
Charname: No, she’s the one wrestling.
Jaheira: And you let her go alone?
Charname: Shar-Teel and Branwen went with her.
Jaheira: To participate, I assume.
Charname: No, they're her cheerleaders.
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Coran: Sometimes I wish I had boobs. Not on me, just, like, in a drawer.
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Anomen: My father recently told me that I act too flamboyant.
Anomen: And I said, really dad?
Anomen: *throws glitter* PROVE IT!
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Garrick, about his latest crush: Holy fuck! I think she might be the one! There's something about her, I just can't describe it.
Coran, nodding sagely: Tits.
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"Sensitivity is such an unattractive quality."
-Eldoth, to Skie
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“Charname had no interest in being popular whereas being popular is what I live for.”
Haer’Dalis, probably
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Yeslick: Why would you ask Rasaad if you could lick his chest?
Charname: He has a very lickable chest.
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"So many of everyone has to die all the time."
-Imoen in BG2, going through it
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⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️
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"Sorry I had feelings, I'll replace them with jokes right away."
-Glint, probably
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Coran, to Xan: I’d like to apologize to your liver. I think it sees how much beer I drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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