#source: izombie

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Do you have mirrors in your room?

Otto: Yes, of course.

Rhaegar: So, you saw what you look like and you still didn't take off that coat?

Otto:

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Tav: So what’s next? Politics?

Astarion: Ha! Do I really seem that depraved?

Tav: Jury’s still out.

[lynpheasmagix]

Flora: *in the Alfea Greenhouse* What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Musa: It's raining.

Flora: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!

[ladymiraclewings]

Caine: What brings you down here on this beautiful morning? Pomni: ...it’s raining. Caine: That’s liquid sunshine, my friend!

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: Why was I such a jerk? Richie: Who knows? It was just one of the many things I accepted in order to talk to you, because you're super hot. I'm kidding... to a degree.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You know, hugs are my drug of choice.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Tommy: Why was I such a jerk? Kimberly: Who knows? It was just one of the many things I accepted because you're super hot. I'm kidding... to a degree.

[spookydicks]

Keyleth: What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Percy: It's raining.

Keyleth: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Rottytops: Personally, I've been toying with the idea of becoming a bad girl.

[sombrashe]

Valeria: Do you have mirrors in your house?

Price: Yes, of course.

Valeria: So, you saw what you look like and you still didn’t take off that hat?

[truthfulkingslayer]

Elain: What brings you down here on this beautiful morning?

Rhys: It's raining.

Elain: That's liquid sunshine, my friend!

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: This flower had color and could bloom once. And yet death, blind to the beauty of all living things, even one as vibrant as this, has swept over it, wrenching it closer to the ground. Until it breaks.

Jon: So, is that a 'yes,' you want a lemon cake or no?

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shadowheart: Lae’zel? I don't trust that gith.

Tav, rolling their eyes: No surprise there.

[silvershewolf247]

Chucky: Kiddo!

Glenda: Dad. I'd hoped your first visit here would be more... horizontal.

[unapologetiicapathy]

holy shit wow this is the fastest kinfirm ive ever had (two days)

anyways hi folks its me andie here to tell you that apparently i am a fictionkin of cobain debeers, the noncanon adopted son of blaine debeers from izombie

um yea. 🎉🎉🎉

heres a picrew of me ig-

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max: I don't know if you're hungry, but you know what my mom always said? Richie: "Why'd I boycott birth control?" Max: No! There's always room for soup!