incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom

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Capsaicin: They call me The Spice Overlord! 

Prune Juice: No one calls you that 

Capsaicin, trying not to cry: I CALL ME THAT

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Licorice, to Red Velvet: You cannot glass a fucking city and say "I did it because I solved the racism problem" 

 Red Velvet: well I- 

 Licorice: The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero you dumbass

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Espresso: okay so camera lenses are round, but the pictures are square??

Espresso: Somebody explain this madness

Madeleine: hello, science side of the republic here. This is because of the will of the Divine

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Dark Enchantress, sitting ominously on a throne: so, why do you wish to join the Cookies of Darkness?

Licorice: I have anxiety and a desire to be validated

Dark Enchantress: lmao your hired

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Dark Choco: What do you want from me!?

Pomegranate: *standing in front his bed, eating a kitkat incorrectly*

Dark Choco, crying: Please...just stop

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Announcement

Hello everyone! This account has been left under new management after the og creator lost motivation to keep things up and running here. Though there won’t be anymore art posted, you can still count on me to deliver a daily dose of incorrect quotes and shitposts.

-Mod Crystal

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Captain Caviar: who the fuck decided rendezvous would be pronounced like that

Custard: Poor monolinguals. They can't seem to understand that other languages beside english exist

Captain Caviar: what the fuck did you just call me

Mulled Juice: He called you Mongolian

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Sherbert: I took over a year off

Sherbert: and cut you bitches some slack

Sherbert: tell a friend to tell a friend

Sherbert: he's baaaaack

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NEVER apologize for leaving long tags when you reblog from me. i am reading it like its my daily newspaper in the morning. idc if idk shit about what ur talking about, its like checking out the gossip from the next town over

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Gingerbrave: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a

Wizard: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory

Chili Pepper: Fuck you

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Eclair: what would you consider the height of your pettyness?

Espresso: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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White Lily, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm loosing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. The Divines are dead. There's blood on my hands

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These are all very incredible, thank you

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Mauve Coral, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down

Blue Coral: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

Candy Diver, visibly confused: *translated* Okay, so he decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

Mauve Coral, spraying Blue Coral: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

Blue Coral: Dude, I forgot-

Mauve Coral: OH MY FUCKING SPRITS! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

Captain Caviar: *watches in sheer confusion as he tries to process the situation*

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Pure Vanilla, reading a scroll: although it may be considered financially wrong

Pure Vanilla: the sacred text of the Divines don't say shit about not commiting tax fraud

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Licorice: I just revived a freshly crumbled cookie today. It made a fine addition to my Licorice servant army

Strawberry Crepe: nice but can it run doom?