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What tumblr fails to grasp is that I’m not interested in community groups for the things I like because fans of my favorite things are often very wrong about them
#zero interaction with the SNK fandom at this point#if you’re a kindred spirit who likes SNK you’re gonna have to stumble across me by the providence of God alone#mobile
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Eventide, by Montague Dawson (1890-1973)
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remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it
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Amused to share this discovery of our overlapping circles, I approached my mother while she was filling her Stanley cup, and prefaced with, “You know Mary Margaret Olohan?”
She clicked her tongue and, with all the earnest consternation of one trying to put a face to the name of a woman from church, replied, “Well, I’ve met her…”
“You’ve met her?!”
facebook thinks I personally know Mary Margaret Olohan
should I send her a friend request and see what happens
#of course she meant to say ‘I’ve *heard of* her’ but autopilot was on#we laughed so hard we cried#my dad couldn’t get a word in#mobile#x
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facebook thinks I personally know Mary Margaret Olohan
should I send her a friend request and see what happens
#imagine if she accepted and then I went to the REDACTED County Young Republicans with that in my pocket#mobile#respublica#x#edit: had a glance at her friends list and right off the bat we are 2 degrees of separation from each other via THREE different friends#NONE of whom know each other. this is wild#no wonder FB thinks I know her#hang on let me google something.#just as i suspected. hillsdale 😏
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#i think teleporting 7 inches away could be very helpful in a perilous situation#hanging off the edge of a cliff? not anymore#just can’t reach that revolver in time to defend yourself? think again#mobile
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(i am usamerican so please convert to your currency of your country if you're non-american)
#bruh the most I ever got was $30 per MONTH and it was dependent on whether I did my chores properly#i want to know who the flippin 2K per week in that .3% segment are#they must be the kids of the russian oligarchs who were sent to spy on tumblr in 2016#mobile
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nate bargatze can unite this country
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#🥴#that’s what I get for mocking the Houston Chronicle’s lack of proofreaders#low hanging fruit#mobile
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
#‘only’ is a strong word#give me arms to pray with instead of ones that hold too tightly etc.#mobile
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I’m glad I eventually started thinking more philosophically/theologically about art; if I had read The Great Divorce in my late teens or early twenties, C.S. Lewis would’ve scalped me
#I’m reading it for a church book club and phew it is …… it is gonna be conchrovershal#assuming certain women will be in attendance 👀#C.S. Lewis#mobile#x#drawing
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“ok boomer” is only funny when the person you’re speaking to could never be mistaken for a boomer
#otherwise it’s just disrespectful#and it makes you look dumb#even if they have the worst boomer opinion it is possible to have#mobile#x
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UM I was today years old when I connected the dots that John Astin

is Sean Astin’s dad????

HELLO?
#i’m losing my mind rn#he’s not his biological dad but he’s who raised him#John Astin#Sean Astin#The Addams Family#Tolkien#mobile#x
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in this day and age if any type of scientist is going to go mad it's gonna be a quantum physicist
#i see quantum physics headlines and think to myself#'y'all are messin around with more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your imagination'#x#science
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idk why people are surprised that sabrina carpenter, the glamorous girl who sings about bad sexual decisions, is glamorizing bad sexual decisions on her album cover
#she's the sexy baby trope why are you mad when she does sexy baby things#were you under the impression that 'please please please' and 'taste' were feminist anthems?#'manchild'???? ladies.#be so for real#x
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