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Schlatt: You have feelings for me
Quackity: Yeah, anger.
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Foolish: So, Fundy, did you ever had a crush on anyone?
Fundy: The only crush I ever had was this crushing anxiety.
Fundy: Also Dream.
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Purpled: What makes you think I don't want to socialize?
Fundy: You turned down group breakfast with pancakes.
Purpled: I wasn’t hungry.
Fundy: They’re pancakes.
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Schlatt: I‘m giving up alcohol for a month.
Fundy: Really? That’s great.
Schlatt: Oh, That came out wrong. I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.
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Quackity: Tubbo got in a fight
Schlatt: Did he win?
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“If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.”
- Sam
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Quackity: You can't just sit here in the dark and away from everyone
Purpled: I could have, if you hadn't come in and turn on my lights.
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Quackity: I'm going to take you out!
Glatt: Great! It's a date.
Quackity: I meant that as a threat.
Glatt: See you at five.
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Sam: What are you doing?
Fundy: Helping Foolish look for the gold block I yoinked from him an hour ago.
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Revived!Schlatt: You‘re already falling back in love with me. Quackity: I‘m gonna make you wish you were dead again.
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Purpled: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Fundy: I think you mean cards?
Purpled(pulling knives out of his sleeves): No, I do not.
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Tagging System:
| ffoln: Incorrect Quotes in Las Nevadas Arc | | ma: Incorrect Quotes in Manberg Arc | | Incorrect Quotes: All Incorrect Quotes | | AN: Author's note |
| c: Character | d: Duo | - Links under the cut
c: character
q: Quackity
schlagg: Schlatt // glagg: Glatt
slime: Slimecicle
fundiy: Fundy
handsam: Sam
alien: Purpled
foosh: Foolish
tubs: Tubbo
[More to be added]
d: duo [trios, quartets, etc.]
pumpkin: Schlatt & Quackity
beets: Tubbo & Foolish
dap: Quackity & Slimecicle
chess: Tubbo & Fundy
scaff: Foolish & Fundy
buff: Foolish & Sam
redstone: Sam & Fundy
economy: Sam & Quackity
live: Schlatt & Slime
ufo: Quackity & Purpled
abandoned: Fundy & Purpled
butchers: Quackity, Fundy & Tubbo
socializing: Purpled, Tubbo & Fundy
menberg: Schlatt, Quackity, Fundy & Tubbo
[More to be added]
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“The last time I saw you I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.”
Quackity seeing Glatt in the Underground Gym
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Quackity: Go to Hell
Glatt, stuck on DSMP: I wish I could
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Quackity: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Schlatt: I'm sorry is this OUR alcohol poisoning? Stay out of it.
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Glatt: Here's some advice
Quackity: I didn't ask for any
Glatt: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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