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[incorrect-gfriend]

Eunha: Step up your game, Yerin! Break out the L word.

Yerin: Lesbian?

Eunha: No, the other L word

Yerin: Lesbians?

[incorrect-gfriend]

-Sinb and Sowon are out shopping-

Sinb: *to the cashier* Hi, do you have a Senior Citizen’s Discount?

Sowon: *smacks Sinb*

[incorrect-gfriend]

SinB: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

SinB: *punches a wall*

SinB: Take me to the hospital.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Umji: Alright, I want to say something.

Umji: Eunha, you’re a softie, but inside you’re a straight-up boss.

Umji: SinB, you’re the exact opposite.

Umji: Y'all inspire me and I love you.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yerin: I can’t go. Stress is bad for the baby.

SinB: What baby?

Yerin: Me.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Sorry guys I've had no wifi for a few days, hopefully it'll get sorted out tomorrow and I can add to the queue

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yerin: How high are you?

Yuju: ...

Yerin: ...

Yuju: Like 169cm.

Yerin: ...

[incorrect-gfriend]

Sowon and Eunha: *eye fucking*

Yuju: Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?

[incorrect-gfriend]

SinB: I SWEAR I AM NOT THE CUTEST.

SinB: DON’T CALL ME THAT.

SinB: I AM EVIL.

SinB: I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT.

SinB: FEAR ME!

[incorrect-gfriend]

Umji: Where's SinB, Yerin?

Yerin: We just stepped out of the shower. She'll be down in a minute.

Umji: Alright, listen you guys can't go- did you just say 'we'?

Yerin: I said 'she'.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yuju: What are Sowon and SinB arguing about this time?

Eunha: They have a bet going about what Yerin's like in bed. SinB thinks she's secretly really kinky but Sowon thinks she's too romantic.

Yyju: Yeah, she's actually both.

Eunha:

Yuju:

Yuju: I mean... How would I know? I don't know what Yerin's like in bed.

Yuju: But I would assume she's both.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Umji: Sowon, what color are Eunha's eyes?

Sowon: The warm chestnut of well-worn leather when the sun comes out after days of rain.

Umji: What?

Sowon: I said brown.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yuju: I never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually.

Yuju: I felt like I was floating.

Yuju: Turns out there wasn’t any pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie.

[incorrect-gfriend]

SinB: You look pretty

Sowon: What did you say?

SinB: I said you look shitty, good night Sowon

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yerin: Nice hands, Sowon.

Sowon: Thank you?

Yerin: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

Yuju: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE. PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.

[incorrect-gfriend]

Yerin: Hey there, love of my life.

SinB: Sup, trash goblin.

[incorrect-gfriend]

SinB: *to Sowon* No, no. I'm listening. It just takes me a minute to process so much stupid at once.