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Barney, right after the teleporter breaks down: What's the plan for gettin' Gordon out to Eli's place now, Doc? Plan A sure seems a bust! Kleiner: Never fear, Barney! Fixing the teleporter won't take long at all! Anywhere between a few minutes, and... eleven months Barney, already halfway out the door: I'M TELLIN' GORDON HE'D BE BETTER OFF WALKING!

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Barney, right after the teleporter breaks down: What's the plan for gettin' Gordon out to Eli's place now, Doc? Plan A sure seems a bust! Kleiner: Never fear, Barney! Fixing the teleporter won't take long at all! Anywhere between a few minutes, and... eleven months Barney, already halfway out the door: I'M TELLIN' GORDON HE'D BE BETTER OFF WALKING!

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*The tail end of another argument over the HEV Project*

Gina: You'll be the one with a fractured femur if you don't shut the fuck up Colette: Why don't you look me in the eyes and say that? Gina: What are you, my Dom? Colette, in disbelief about if she just said that: Gina, in shock because she just said that: Colette: ...Is there something you'd like to tell me, Gina?

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Back from the grave to ask a very important question. I want to do more on this blog again but I need to know what people want to see before I commit to spending time on it. I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:

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Back from the grave to ask a very important question. I want to do more on this blog again but I need to know what people want to see before I commit to spending time on it. I have only so much time to spend so I don't want to waste it on posts no one likes. So without any further ado:

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 7)

Sorry I'm still here and making these. Another part be upon ye.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 7)

Sorry I'm still here and making these. Another part be upon ye.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 6)

This one has Fanart of both Adrian and The Half-Wives. Two for one special, I guess. Have fun!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 6)

This one has Fanart of both Adrian and The Half-Wives. Two for one special, I guess. Have fun!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 5: Barney)

Another one with Amazing Fanart; starring none other than Barncat himself. These were piling up fast so I decided to dedicate an entire part to him. Enjoy!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 4)

This one uses some Incredible Fanart! Also Barney isn't in this one for reasons. You'll see.

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 4)

This one uses some Incredible Fanart! Also Barney isn't in this one for reasons. You'll see.

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 3)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these!

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 3)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take these!

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 2)

Alright I guess we're making a series out of these. Have at thee.

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 2)

Alright I guess we're making a series out of these. Have at thee.

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Half-Life Text Posts (Part 1?)

I might make more if you guys like this one.