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Jake: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.
Zach, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is then
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i am never recovering from this, hippo mutuals how do we feel
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💖✨them✨💖
From Brit’s Twitter
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Whistler: Is there a hall of fame for this sort of stuff?
Jake: Yes. It’s called prison
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Nathan: Are you ready for your birthday surprise?
DeCarlo: Wow that’s a big cake
DeCarlo: …Whistler’s inside of it isn’t he
The cake: No…
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Whistler (grey): *to Zach* Do you think you could catch a frog today?
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Jake: Guys, have I ever put you in a dangerous situation?
Whistler: Almost certainly
Jake: Well then you should be used to it
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Nathan: Ow! My armkle!
Whistler: Your what?
Zach: His wrist
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Whistler: There are no snacks left in the kitchen
DeCarlo: I’m literally right here
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Zach (blue): I saw a graphic novel of the great Gatsby at Barnes and Noble today
Nathan (grey): Omegalul
Zach: Never say that again
Nathan: Abaidjshkala
Zach: #bottom
Nathan: HEY
Zach: Lolll
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Zach (grey): I hav eggs fucking sa’da
Zach: I’m sad
Whistler (blue): Hahahhaha
Whistler: What
Zach: :((((( much
Whistler: Ok
Whistler: I hav eggs fucking sa’da too
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Jake: Must be hard not having a sense of humor
Zach: I have one
Jake: I’ve never heard you laugh at something I’ve said before
Zach: We’ll I’ve never heard you say something funny
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DeCarlo: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Whistler: I wake up at 4:30 am
DeCarlo: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Nathan: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife glued to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon
DeCarlo: Spear
Nathan: Blocked
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Whistler (grey): The frog emoji is shit I want a better one
Nathan (blue): Ok
Nathan: Sorry I can’t do that for you
Nathan: I’m reading about war bonds
Whistler: Yikes
Nathan: Fun stuff
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Credit: @sistersofthemoonn
when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other... like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳
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