Jake: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.
Zach, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is then
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jake: what would the chef recommend?
employee: sir, this is a mcdonald's.
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source: quotes-of-various-fandoms
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so um ,, i threw my phone on stage and
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gonna tell my kids they were the beatles
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Can we just give a big shoutout to hippo campus for expanding our vocabularies with lyrics like “copacetic” and “altruistic”. Thanks boys.
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Jake: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Zach: Thank you
Jake: I didn’t say that was a good thing
Zach: What I’m hearing is you think I’m funny
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nathan: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost—
whistler: head shoulders knees and toes
jake: TURN UP YOUR NOSE AND STRIKE THAT POSE
zach: hEEYYYYYY m a c a r e n a
decarlo:
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source: incorrect-scp-cb-quotes
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“ma’am, are you a dumb bitch?”
-me to jake after this
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