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Jericho, about Slim: I mean yeah he's evil and all but what if I were his favourite.
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Slim, in the Moot Realm: In light of recent events.
Slim: Fuck.
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Dixon: I personally would love to calm down, and yet.
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Slim: *lighting another cigarette* Did you know that smoking is actually good for the enviroment because it kills human beings?
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Dixon: Having to call a judge "your honor" is so fucking dumb.
Ramsey: "Your Honor." I mean, give me a fucking break! What else do you want me to call you? Your highness? Do you want me to fondle your nuts while I blow you, too?
Dixon: I've seriously been in courtrooms where I'll say "Sir" and the judge will be like "It's 'Your Honor' young man!!" Fuck off. How much of an egotist you gotta be to care about some medieval-ass title? It's some LARPing I'd expect kids to do. "Oh Billy you have to call me supreme leader Snorlax the magical wizard!!!!" Shut up.
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