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Elsa: Can you please be serious for five minutes? 

Jack: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Elsa, talking to Jack on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Jack: You bet!

Elsa: At what temperature?

Jack: 535.

Elsa: That's the clock.

Jack:

Elsa:

Jack: 536.

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AYYYY U GUYS ARE BACK I MISSED Y’ALL 🥺

YES WE ARE!!!!

Aww we're sorry for the long disappearance, things just got a bit .... much. In any case, we're up and running and we'd LOVE to get some submissions again 🥰

~ M

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Elsa: Well, I called the doctor to see if that was a common side effect and apparently, it isn't.

Jack: Oh, no. Is everything okay?

Elsa: Yeah. She did have one guess as to what might be causing it. And, um, she was right. holds up pregnancy test

Jack: eyes light up Els. Are we having a baby?

Elsa: We're having a baby!

elsewhere, Anna bolts up in bed

Anna: It happened!

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I Messed Up!

Jack: Ooooh, I messed up. BIG MISTAKE. OooOOh

Elsa: Why? What happened?

Jack: I think I’m falling for someone!

Elsa: Wow, must be a very special person to make the heartless winter spirit fall in love! *looks away*

Jack: *looks at Elsa* Yea, very special...

I feel this would also work vice versa as well

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Anna: Hey Jack-

Jack: *is staring at Elsa* Shhh Anna! I’m trying to enjoy a beautiful piece of art!

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Redbull

Elsa: I think you’re still suffering from the effects of the party last night.

Jack: NO I’m NOT! I only drank redbull!

Elsa: *sighs* How many?

Jack: 

Jack: Eighteen.

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And another Jelsa blog becomes inactive

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Jack: *is doing absolutely nothing*

Elsa: Please stop it.

Jack: What? I’m not even doing anything?!?!

Elsa: Yes you are, you’re thinking. It’s annoying. PLEASE stop.

Jack: 

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Random Person: I didn’t know you guys were together!

Jack: I wouldn’t say together...

Elsa: Yea, together is a petty strong word..

Anna: You guys are literally MARRIED!

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Let’s get married

Jack: *hugs Elsa* Let’s get married.

Elsa: Huh? What did you say?

Jack: What?

Elsa: You said something.

Jack: I didn’t hear what you said.

Elsa: No, you said- you said something.

Jack:

Jack: ...No

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LET IT GO

Elsa: *is scolding Jack for his immaturity and having no sense of responsibility* LIFE ISN’T SOME CARTOON MUSICAL

Elsa: WHERE YOU SING A LITTLE SONG 

Elsa: AND ALL YOUR INSIPID DREAMS MAGICALLY COME TRUE

Elsa: SO LET IT GO

Everyone:

Jack:

Elsa:

Elsa: I should NOT have said that.

Jack, Anna, & Kristoff: *singing* Let it gooooo, let it gooooooooooo

Elsa: Dammit.

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Anna: *is talking to Jack about Elsa* Try not to fall in love with my sister!

Jack: Psssh that won‘t be a problem.

*a few months later* 

Jack: I HAD ONE JOB. ONE FREAKING JOB. 

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Jack: *opens shower curtain while Elsa is showering*

Jack: Hey are we - stop screaming, it’s just me - out of Cheetos?

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Anna: Hey Jack, tell us a secret!

Jack: Um, well I kinda have a crush on Elsa.

Kristoff: Dude, we said secret.

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“You think that disapproving glare still works on me after all the times I’ve seen it?” - Jack, to Elsa.

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Honeymoon

Jack: Welcome to hell! I’m your host.

Elsa: .......this is our honeymoon.......

Jack: *evil laugh*