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Kazuha: Bonjour, Unnie. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?

Yunjin: No, I don't want to sleep with you

Kazuha: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor

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Chaewon: I truly hate it here

Sakura: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is it?

Yunjin: Now replace “it” with “women”. Not so funny now, is women?

Eunchae: Now replace “funny” with “women”. Not so women now, is funny?

Chaewon: I’m having a fucking stroke

Kazuha: Now replace “stroke” with “baby”. Congratulations!

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Yunjin: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Kazuha: God, if only someone loved me…

Sakura: *standing behind her with roses*

Chaewon: *holding a box of chocolates*

Yunjin: *has balloons and a card*

Eunchae: *facepalms* This is sad

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Yunjin: Pick a card, any card

Chaewon: Fine.

Yunjin: Wait, that's my credit card!

Chaewon: You said any card

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Yunjin: Hey, how did my phone break?

Eunchae: You were drunk yesterday

Yunjin: And?

Sakura: You threw it

Yunjin: Why?

Chaewon: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!”

Yunjin: And why didn’t you stop me?!

Kazuha: We were busy laughing our asses off

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Eunchae: Goodnight, moon

Eunchae: Goodnight, tree

Eunchae: Goodnight, ghosts that only I can see

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Sakura: *After a solo schedule* Hello, I'm bac-

Sakura: *Sees Eunchae shoving Yunjin into the washing machine while Chaewon records and Kazuha watches*

Sakura: *Retreating* Something suddenly came up

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Kazuha: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes

Sakura, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt

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Kazuha: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Yunjin: You would eat yourself?

Kazuha: I wouldn’t even question it

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Kazuha: I turned out perfectly fine!

Sakura: Zuha, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kazuha: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Chaewon: I was arrested for being too cool.

Eunchae: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence

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Eunchae: I trust Yunjin unnie with every fibre of my being

*Five minutes later*

Eunchae: Hey, where's the remote? Last time, it was on the couch

Yunjin: I don't know

Eunchae:

Yunjin:

Eunchae: Stand up

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Yunjin: Thanks for agreeing to see me

Sakura: I didn't. You walked in and started talking

Yunjin: I don't have time for a history lesson

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*Scolding Eunchae*

Sakura: We don't give people the middle finger

Sakura: We're better than that

Chaewon: We give them every finger

Sakura: No, wait, I don't think I like where this is going-

Chaewon: Right across the face!

Sakura: For God's sake, Chaewon...

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Yunjin: Today's yoga pose is 'Downwards Spiral'

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Sakura: I expected better from you

Chaewon: Well, that was your fault, Imao. I have nothing to do with that