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henry’s “ironic” love of l. ron hubbard and how he sees himself in him is such fun: a compilation.
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Henry Zebrowski referring to Freidrich Nietzsche exclusively as "Freddy Nachos" is not only the funniest joke theyve ever made, it's also legitimately the greatest contribution to society the boys have ever made.
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Marcus and Carolina: The Last Podcast Network Country Jamboree
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Ben: This is impossible.
Marcus: I’m gonna need you to be more positive.
Ben: I’m positive this is impossible.
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Henry: What do you believe in now?
Ben: Self preservation through love.
Marcus: Chupracabra
Ben: Chupracabra as well
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Travis: What’s the hardest thing to say?
Ben: I was wrong.
Marcus: I need help.
Henry: Worcestershire sauce.
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Henry, banging on the door: Kissel, open up!
Ben: Well it started when I was a kid...
Henry: No, I mean-
Marcus: Come on, let him finish.
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Ben: You’d better have a good explanation for this.
Henry: We have three, actually.
Marcus: pick your favorite!
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*screeching*
“Finally, exorcism made easy in DC HORROR PRESENTS: SOUL PLUMBER. This is a six-issue DC Comics series written by Marcus, Henry and Ben and illustrated by the legendary John McCrae! Issue #1 will be available Oct. 5th wherever you get your comics.”


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Marcus: What state are you in?
Henry: Constant anxiety. Denial. Perfection.
Ben: New York?
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Henry: {drawing a pentagram on the floor}
Ben: what are you doing?
Henry: you told me I should satanize the house
Ben: I said sanitize.
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Ever want to see Ben in a dress?
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Law Breaker Ben Kissel
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Ben: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?
Henry: No, you misheard. I said it was a “sadness factory”
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Ben: I'm friendly, I'm loyal, I'm energetic, I...I just described a dog, didn't I?
Marcus: Well, yeah, but people like dogs.
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