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Suguri: People who wear glasses; how do you keep them clean because holy shit.
Yasuko: We don’t.
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Suguri: Romeo and Juliet is a love story, right?
Keke: Romeo and Juliet is NOT a love story. It is a tragedy about how young love is stupid and short-sighted.
Yuzu: Romeo and Juliet is indeed a tragedy, but the love between the two stars is not stupid or short-sighted - it is genuine and beautiful. The tragedy comes from the fact that the rivalry between the Capulets and the Montagues destabilizes their community and kills two innocent kids who loved each other.
Ichijiku: Mercutio is gay.
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Talk about my emotions? I'd rather fake my own death.
Kyoho
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Ame: Are you okay, Nashi-chan?
Nashi: No, not at all, actually. But thanks for asking. I appreciate it.
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Ichijiku: Hey, before you guys leave, do you want to see some art?
Yuzu: I’ve already looked in the mirror once today, so I’m good.
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Ame: So you lied. About everything.
Keshinomi: I didn't lie. I just avoided specific truths in order to manipulate you.
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Do you ever become desensitized to your own trauma? Like, you’ve been dealing with it for so long that, when you accidentally let it slip out in a conversation, people are like, “Um, oh my God?” and you’re like WOW, I forgot my life has been one unspeakable horror after another.
Bun
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Ame: Oh my God, where are your romantic bones?
Suguri: I dunno, they had osteoporosis.
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Ame: Why are you like this.
Suguri: Boredom, mostly.
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If somebody asked me to spell sagiitiairuruus I would start crying and throwing up.
Ichijiku
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Nashi: So for games, I blacked out the names of countries on my map of the world and wrote them on pieces of paper.
Suguri: Nashi, those are boring things YOU like.
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Ichijiku: I do know how to cook, I'm not that incompetent.
Kyoho: Tell that to my burnt sandwich.
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Ame: You're writing a blog, Nashi-chan?
Nashi: It’s mainly devoted to correcting grammatical errors. There are also some delightful puns.
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Suguri, stubbing her toe: Ow! Son of a bi-
Ame, pointing at Mikan: Children!
Suguri: Biscuit. Son of a biscuit.
Ame: Nice save.
Suguri: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.
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Keke: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage.
Keke: I've been the same height since I was twelve.
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Kyoho: What do you think Akamura will do for a distraction?
Ame: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
[Building explodes and several car alarms go off]
Ame: ...or she could do that.
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Suguri: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.
Ame: What's that?
Suguri: Run fast and scream a lot!
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