#Source: Kurtis Conner

[mysteriousdoll]

Codotverse Incorrect Jokes the second

I can’t help it, @voiceboss has infected my brain, he’s all I hear. (But fr tho no other Riddler voice sounds right, he’s objectively the right one-)

Jon: Just tell us what yer doin’ so you can go ram your head through someone else’s house!

Edward: He is being an idiot, Jonathan. Kind of like yourself just for asking what Alastor is doing.

Jon: Every time I fight, it just gets worse. This has got to run its course, Ed!

Alastor: ANYWAYS. The plan is to create a tune so loud that I explode!

Edward: Bravo, Alastor. That was stupider than I thought it was going to be.

Jon: Whaddya mean? Like a sonic boom? You can’t achieve that because attempting it alone would rupture your vocal cords.

Jervis: It sounds like you should get a new ambition, Alastor.

Alastor: No, I don’t want a new ambition, I like this one!

Edward: Just let him kill himself, Jervis!

Jon: He can’t even kill himself that way, he would need, at least, 17,000 kilojoules of theoretical energy to even maintain that note.

Alastor: So you’re saying it can be done?

Jon: No.

Alastor: Those are my favorite odds!

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Alastor: Just go! I’m worthless! Leave my house and never come back!

Jon: No!

Edward: What do you mean no?! What’d you do that for?!

Jon: …I dunno- he told me what to do! He’s not the boss!

-

Edward: Jonathan, will you tell Joker to shut up?

Jon: Shut the fuck up, Joker, you’re a fucking asshole.

-

Jon: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Edward: I’m driving, where else would I sit?

Jon: Trunk.

-

Jon: I… think I may have found a project of Oz’ I can get behind doing. Helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people.

Jon, softly, to a dog: I hate people.

-

Jon: Would you shut up for a second??

Edward: Would you get an education for a second?

Jon: Shut up! I’m tryna listen-

Edward: To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth breathing.

-

Edward: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Harvey: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alastor: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.

Jon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

-

Edward: Oopsie, did you decide you wanted some??

Jon: Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?

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Jon: Look I’m tryna be fuckin’ nice here.

Edward: You know I don’t like spicy food!

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Jervis: If you were to vacuum jello through a metal tube… well, I think that would be a neat noise.

Edward: I beg to differ.

Jervis: Then beg.

-

Jervis: You two don’t understand! My Alice and I are meant to be! We’re designated basherts!

Jon: Didju drink a thesaurus this morning? I don’t know what you’re saying…

Edward: Not that we don’t support your little dreams and all, but you’re really annoying us, so we’re gonna go ahead and hit you.

-

Waylon: What’re you hosing there, Jonny?

Jon: Jervis won’t leave so I’m spraying him with dirty brown water.

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Edward: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jon: (takes it, drinking all of it)

Jon: It’s perfume.

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Edward: And I was like racking my brain on how someone like this could even exist— and then I found out, he’s from Metropolis.

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Waylon: Don’t feel bad. You were just tryna do somethin’ nice for a friend, and it exploded in your face. Rather spectacularly.

Edward: Everything I do is spectacular. It’s a curse.

[youtubeminuscontext]

Yes! Finally, a computer in my shitter!

Kurtis Conner

[snowflake-bah]

𝜗𝜚 what we will + won ' t do , blacklist + sourcelist

+ we do introjects outside of our sourcelist , however the max level is usually 2 !! ( if you want a higher level headmate from a source that isn ' t on the sourcelist , you can request it ! just know that there ' s a chance that we change the level – you can see if we did that on our to do list ^^ )

what we will do

– brainmade alters

– fictives

– factives

– other introjects ( mixtives , fucktives , songtives , aesthetives , foodtives , etc . )

– subsystems ( 1 - 3 alters : max level 2 , 4 - 6 alters : max level 1 )

– ID packs ( names , pronouns , gender , system names , usernames ) ( you can also request something else )

what we won ' t do

– systems

– innerworlds

– anything on the blacklist

blacklist

– real life criminals ( problematic content creators honestly depend , just send the ask and if we don ' t like it the request will be denied / nm )

– mostly NSFW media / people who are mostly known from NSFW stuff

– stuff that there ' s little to no information on ( unless the needed information is provided in the request )

sourcelist

☆ - preferred sources

fictives

– my hero academia ☆

– demon slayer ☆

– bungou stray dogs ☆

– naruto

– haikyuu

– hunter x hunter

– oshi no ko

– spy x family

– welcome to demon school iruma – kun

– dream SMP

– my little pony

– the owl house ☆

– gravity falls

– the amazing digital circus

– genshin impact ☆

– honkai star rail

– cookie run kingdom ☆

– project sekai ☆

– danganronpa ☆

– brawl stars

– undertale

– doki doki literature club

– animal crossing new horizons

– puyo puyo tetris

– crush crush

– percy jackson , heroes of olympus

– warrior cats

– vocaloid

factives

– MCYT ( DSMP )

other introjects

– commentary youtubers ( kurtis conner , danny gonzalez , drew gooden , etc . )

– depends !! feel free to request anything though , if we don ' t want to make the pack we will just deny the request / nm

[peppered-ronis]

had you not seen beatboxing puppy before??

I saw the beatboxing puppy part of the kurtis conner video on the source material beatboxing puppy is from. As far as I remember, the footage kurtis played from that segment did not convey how fucking eternal it feels

[glisteningfreak]

SOURCE LIST

- Dandys World

- Happy Tree Friends

- MLP:FIM

- Persona Franchise

- Danganronpa Franchise

- Final Destination Franchise

- Saw Franchise

- Scream Franchise

- Most horror movies really

- Ace Attorney franchise

- Hetalia

- Pokemon

- YouTubers (esp Dan and Phil, Kurtis Conner, Smosh, Game Grumps, Danny Gonzales, Drew Gooden, etc.)

- Helluva Boss

- Hazbin Hotel

- Homestuck

- DDLC

- Rpgmaker horror games

- Creepypasta

- MLP Grimdarks

- Warrior Cats

- Some musicals (just ask!)

- Breaking Bad

- How I Met Your Mother

[thewolvenpacks]

FLUFFY'S INTRO !!

Name(s) : Fluffy , Feral , Puppy , Storm , Strawbette , Moon , Luna , Stardust , Felina , Beowulf , Bite , Bolt , Bone , Fang , Lupin , Lycan , Wolff , Cain , Sprout

Nicknames : Wolfie , Fluffers , Pup , Berry

Pronouns : She/Her , Pup/Pups, Nap/Naps , Pet/Pets , Arf/Arfs , Woof/Woofs , Pack/Packs , Chew/Chews , Cuddle/Cuddles , Nova/Novas

Kintypes : Australian Shepherd , German Shepherd , Somali Cat , Timber Wolf

Fictionkins : None

Fictive Sources : Anne Boonchuy from The Plantar Family Pet on AO3 (Deleted)

Age : 12-16

Interests : Dogs, Warrior Cats, The Click , Amphibia , Rabbids Invasion , Furries , Creating OCs , Hoarding Genders , Sidequest , Kurtis Conner

Orientation : Angled AroAce , Bambi Lesbian , Lesbidox , AutoSapphic , Kinamorine , DemiPolyDuctuaffectian , DemibiAmical , PanPlayful , Arospike , Objectum

Gender : Pupgender , Demigirl , Non-Binary , Gxrl , Genderfluff , Genderfluffy , Puphoard , Dogvesi , Xirl , Girlby , Doggender , Puppykitgender , Pupcute , Canivior , Puppypet , Petlexic , Adoggirl , Pupfreak , Pupthing , Affectipupian , Cuddlegender , Dogcollaric

Sign Off : 🐕‍🦺

[the-gays-ever]

Riley:I’m gonna speak in yu-gi-oh terms for a second Riley: fuck this movie

[paperuniverse]

"You can't just sue people you don't like. If that were true, I'd be sending a cease and desist to the son of a bitch who invented Monday" - South Italy

[r2in2p]

John Walker: *walks in the compound* Y/N celebrating: YAY IT'S THE UGLY LITTLE BACKYARD SHIT GOBLIN!!!

[youtubeminuscontext]

I'm only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon.

Kurtis Conner

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Talk about my emotions? I'd rather fake my own death

[aweirdbugcreature]

Andriass: dude i just got divorced. I just got literally fucking divorced.

Darcy: It's ok man, why don't be go watch a movie- your favorite movie? Star wars, y'know? May the force-

Andriass: DIVORCE!!??*breaks down crying*

[incorrectbloomingpanic]

Talk about my emotions? I'd rather fake my own death.

xyx

[cricketchaser]

I can't believe I learned to edit to waste it on unfunny

[lab-trash]

Gus: So the cops start asking me all these questions, like "who are you," "where are you going," and "why do you have a bag of loose knives at the airport?" You know, those questions we all get.

Chase, to Kaz: You're sure this is a real human?

Kaz, to Chase: Nope

[obey-meow]

Beel: Hamburger friend. I'm happy when I eat a him