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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Mikiemon: open rp Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
Shuichiro: is pepsi ok
Mikiemon: 'I guess' i said sulking, my rose hued orbs peering down because of gravity
Shuichiro: ‘ok’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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*cooking class*
Shinbei: I’m 10 years old tryin to know who to cook scrambled eggs for my family in the morning
Kisanta: I tried your scrambled eggs and thank you so much and I’m only ten years old and I’m thanking you beacuse I needed to learn how to cook thank you so much
Kanemon: Im 14 and i just cook my first successful scrambled eggs
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Isaku: king i needbfjdjgnjfg qldkr snmsmdjgjt ..... .. i need-- fjrjkrhgphpqn dd
Zatto: Huh *Dunks you’re head back underwater*
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Senzou: Are there any food that start with “th”? im just wondering...
Shinbei: thoup & thauthages,,,,
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Hachizaemon: Pets love eating meat flavoured cereal with no milk
Heisuke: Dog food doesn’t taste like meat tbh
Hachizaemon: its not for you king
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Isaku: You ready for tomorrows history test?
Koheita: Yea
Isaku: What ended in 1896?
Koheita: 1895
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Raizou: no more talking to myself i am not good for each other
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Kirimaru: hey what’s up
Shinbei: It’s a movie about a old man turning his house into a hot air balloon
Kirimaru: thanks
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Mikiemon: have you ever looked at someone and thought... i could look at you for hours and not get bored
Takiyashamaru: me looking in the mirror
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Shuichiro: throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up
Takiyashamaru: throwing handles at people who need to get a grip
Kihachiro: throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill
Takamaru: throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”
Mikiemon: throwing clocks at people who need to get with the times
Senzou: throwing matches at people who need to get fired up
Monjiro: Throwing a brick at someone to kill them
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Mikiemon: please drop a kin list
Shousei: i am 31 years old
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Samon: out of cheese what food
Sakubei: I’m sorry what?
Samon: hammed burger :(
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Rantarou: coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion
Shinbei: what’s graped soda
Kirimaru: it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Mikiemon: blinking again 😐😑😐😑😐😑
Takiyashamaru: Shut up
Mikiemon: i’m lit eraly just blinking you shut up
Takiyashamaru: I’m going to poison you
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Monjiro: Floor soup is on the menu again tonight fellas!
Mikiemon, dragging his spoon across the floor: i hate this fucking restaurant why do we always eat here
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incorrect-nintama · 4 years ago
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Senzou: you dont have to ‘ship’ things .... just a reminder
Monjiro: Yeah you could deliver them insteJSHCKWNFIWNFOWJCIEN@*”*#**$ ENICIWJFJW!>*÷`=*
Senzou: poor thing...walked right into the electrical fence while speaking...
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