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I am quite simply obsessed with whatever the hell they have going on
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Hello 👋
I hope you are well 🤗
I'm writing to you in hopes that you will help me by donating, sharing, or reblogging the gofundme link. I need those donations to save my family from the war that destroyed my home and work and the death of some of my family members 😢😥
I am also six months pregnant and need proper health care and medication 🚨
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Hello 👋
I hope you are well 🤗
I'm writing to you in hopes that you will help me by donating, sharing, or reblogging the gofundme link. I need those donations to save my family from the war that destroyed my home and work and the death of some of my family members 😢😥
I am also five months pregnant and need proper health care and medication 🚨
Every donation, share, or reblog contributes to saving our lives from this war 😢🙏
Thank you for your trust and support 🌹
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Claire: [reading a brochure] "Five star service, panoramic views..." Hershel: Well, I'm looking at the most amazing view right now. Claire: Oh, honey! Hershel: No, no, really. Look at how many suitcases they have on that tiny truck! Claire: Ooh! That is amazing!
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Alfendi: The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and the fifth rib.
Alfendi: It’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart too. Anyone, really.
Katrielle: …
Alfendi: Oh, you wanted romantic advice.
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Dalston: THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT SO OUTCAST IN MY FRIEND GROUP IS BC APPARENTLY THEY'RE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW
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@incorrect-professorlayton-quotes :)
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Luke, to Layton: You got it, dad! I mean dude! I mean, I’m not looking for a father figure!
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Kat: Who buys an umbrella anyway? You can get them for free in the coffeeshop, in the metal cans.
Ernest: Those belong to people.
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Hans: "When I got here this morning, it was missing!"Hastings: "But 'ow did they get it out of 'ere?"Hans: "I don't know! Why do you think I called Scotland Yard?
#submission by#yoshi-g-teh-first#layton's mystery journey#inspector ercule hastings#source: sherlock hound
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Emiliana: I am going to tell you something about my personal life.
Kat: Really?
Emiliana: Okay, um, my personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnesses of my existence.
Kat: Sorry about that.
Emiliana: And the fact that you’re going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don’t see how we get around it.
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Lucy: Or, we do this the old-fashioned way
Lucy: [pulls out a molotov cocktail]
Alfendi: How did you make that so fast?!
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Layton: I know it’s tempting to take a shortcut, but moral strength is defined by how we behave in times of stress.
Don Paolo: Has anyone ever told you what a drag you are?
Layton: Everyone. Constantly.
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Emmy: What are your pronouns?
Aurora: What’s a pronoun?
Emmy: Indicative but not exclusive to your gender identity
Aurora: Stop swearing at me
Emmy: Can I use they/them for you?
Aurora: But my name is Aurora
Emmy: Sycamore, what are Aurora’s pronouns?
Desmond: Oh, we use she/her for her, but she doesn’t really care
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Kat, to Alfendi: What do you want from me? I’ve never broken any of your stupid laws.
Kat: …In front of you.
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Emmy: We either die free, or die trying!
Desmond: Are those the only choices?
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