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Elrond: Hi I’m- Galadriel: Were it not for the laws of this land I would have slain you.
Celebrian: Amme why.
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Lettie: I got the bones in the mail!
Lally: I'm sorry what?
Lettie: The bones?? Corset?? Oh that probably sounded so wrong
Lally: Don't worry, there's probably worse ways you could have said it
Lettie: How? The bones arrived today, I got the bones...
Lally: The long awaited bones are in my grasp, now I may proceed with my projects
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Maedhros: What do you have there? Little Elros: A knife! Maedhros: Oh okay. Maglor: NO!
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Elrond: You always look so unapproachable!
Thranduil: And yet here you are.
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Galadriel: When I first met you I did not think you were good enough for my Celebrian.
Elrond: Aw.
Elrond: ...
Galadriel: And I still think that.
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When I say you got weird after Mom died, I mean ‘Mom would never have let you try and telepathically steal secrets from a noncorporeal spirit of fiery evil.’
- Boromir, to Denethor, regarding the usefulness of his Palantír plan, as recorded in the appendices to The Lord of the Rings
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Lyra: *kisses Feren*
Feren: What is this?
Lyra: Affection.
Feren: Disgusting.
Feren:
Feren: Do it again.
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Feren: If I died how much would you miss me?
Lyra: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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Fel to Gil-Galad: 'You are my da-ad! You're my DAD! WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE'
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Feren: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Lyra: It’s cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
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people who don’t understand elves: so are you a male or female?
mirkwood elves: i’m a warning
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Éowyn: Do you have any fantasies?
Faramir: Okay...so...the Library of Alexandria is under siege and I’m a librarian who’s good at fighting and I save the books.
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Lyra: I wanted to kiss you today
Feren: Why didn’t you?
Lyra: Couldn’t reach your face
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Everyone, about Annatar: He murdered multiple people
Celebrimbor: No one is perfect
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Celebrimbor: See you in hell
Annatar: Are you asking me on a date? I accept
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Galion: Merry Solstice I’m your present
Feren: Can I have the receipt?
Galion: WOW
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Annatar: Cool
Celebrimbor: Aw
Celebrimbor: I liked talking in caps lock
Annatar: FINE
Celebrimbor: LIFE IS BETTER WHEN YOU’RE YELLING
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