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Jack: Trick or yeet?

Child: yeet?

Jack: *yeets child*

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just a passing au. Dragon Eye is also a time-travelling magical item or something.

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A little peek at a quick WIP of a fan comic

edit: comic parts are up in lastest posts 💕

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Jack: 'Person of interest' is almost too flattering.  Jack: Like, if the police were to pound on my door and go, 'A man has been murdered in your building and you are a person of interest,' I'd be like, 'Moi? Oh, do go on.'

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Jack: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.  Hiccup: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.  Jack: Not when you’re playing with Elsa, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog".

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Jack: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say "wow" that many times during their first session with a new client, but here we are.

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Merida: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Jack, are a fucking cactus.

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Jack: Merida and I are getting closer. Yesterday, she gave me half of her sandwich. Merida: I thought he was a trash can.

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Merida: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-  Moana: It was me...  Merida: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Merida: *writing a letter*

Merida: Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty... And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.

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Merida: Did you take out Flynn Rider as I requested?

Rapunzel: Flynn has been taken out, yes.

Merida: You have my grat-

Rapunzel: It was a great restaurant.

Rapunzel: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Rapunzel: He proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Merida: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Merida: And atoms never touch each other.

Merida: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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Rapunzel: *running towards Merida with open arms*

Merida: *moves out of the way*

Rapunzel: Hey, why'd you move?!

Merida: I thought you were going to attack me.

Rapunzel: I was going to hug you!

Merida: Why would you hug me?

Rapunzel: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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Hiccup, sweating: Rapunzel, there’s something I need to ask you-

Rapunzel: Finally! You’re proposing!

Hiccup: How’d you know?

Rapunzel: Hiccup, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Rapunzel: I even picked it up once.

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Jack: Relationships should be 50/50. Rapunzel cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Merida: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Jack: What changed your mind?

Merida: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

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Rapunzel: What’s the first thing you notice when a man walks up to you?

Merida: The audacity.