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Phil, walking into the kitchen:

Tubbo: Good morning Phil!

Tubbo: You may be wondering why I'm glued to the ceiling.

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Phil: I want to show you a picture that really upset me last night.

Tommy: Okay, but in my defense, Tubbo bet me 50 cents that couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Phil: That's not what I-

Phil:

Phil: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO??

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Phil: Hey, Techno. Can you do me a small favor?

Techno: I would literally kill for you, but go on.

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Tubbo: I think you can get some jelly. Some squeezable jelly.

Phil: Oh! Right! Where can I get that?

Tubbo:

Tubbo: From the jelly man.

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Tommy: Aye, this pushpop is bangin, yo!

Tubbo: Thats a fucking gluestick

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Techno: You gotta learn to love yourself!

Phil: ...But don't you hate yourself?

Techno: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Tommy: Let me copy your homework.

Tubbo: What?? You didn't do it??

Tommy: No. Let me see yours.

Tubbo: I was supposed to copy it from you!

Tommy: Well, shit.

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Techno: Where's my axe?

Tubbo: I ate it.

Techno: Why would you eat it?? I need it!

Tubbo: No you don't.

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Tommy: Wil, I screwed up big time.

Wilbur: Given your daily experiences, I wouldn't be surprised. I need you to be more specific.

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Tommy: I don't have friends and I don't want any.

Tubbo: Bold words for someone within my hugging range, boss man.

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Techno: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

Tubbo: I'm sorry!

Techno: AND WHY ARE YOU SORRY??

Tubbo, sobbing: I'm sorry for calling you agressive!

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Wilbur & Tommy: *accidentally set the drug van on fire*

Wilbur: FUCK! We need an adult!

Tommy: You ARE an adult!

Wilbur: Oh fUCK!

Wilbur: Then we need an adultier adULT!

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Wilbur: What are you doing up so early?

Tubbo, mixing a bowl full of batter: Couldn't sleep, didn't sleep, so I'm making food until I inevitably pass out in the next 5 minutes.

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*air horn sound*

*second air horn sound*

Phil: This isn't deodorant...

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Tommy: I dare you-

Phil: Tubbo isn't allowed to take dares.

Tommy: Why not?

Tubbo: I have no regards for my personal safety.

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Police Officer: Pull over.

Wilbur: Actually it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing.

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Tommy: Oh please, I'm a Minecrafter. So I was born with a certain sense of direction.

Tommy:

Tommy: Now, where am I?